frodo (but with a gun)

[valtsv]

my hot take

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

No Admittance Except on Party Business:

Frodo, guarding the entrance: Invitation, please?

Pippin: Okay, here.

Frodo: This is just a receipt for some Heelys you bought.

Pippin: *has already Heely'd past him*

Frodo, under his breath: Damn, that was cool.

[kaijuno]

not to be controversial but respect trans men or die by my sword

[sqooops]

not even slightly controversial. respect trans men or die by my knife

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and my axe

[sea-anon]

And my bow

[demiboy-mint-choco-deactivated2]

And my crossbow

[official-cisphobe]

And my gun

[hausofholbein]

yall im so confused,,,, why do these exist and how are they Anything like my six the musical sideblog im,,,,, america explain

[autisticmiqote]

Haus of holgun

[hausofholbein]

this is, the best idea ive ever heard i already saved the url

[frodo-bagguns]

I exist because Gun. thank you!

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[yourfavehasgun]

Legolas from Lord of the Rings Has Gun

requested by @gay-thorin

[probablybadrpgideas]

Play a gunslinger, who critically misunderstands their role as a gunslinger and just throws guns.

[saturn-in-retrograde]

[teenytinyfrog-deactivated201904]

*hands u a sea slug* *hands u a sea slug* *hands u a sea slug* *hands u a sea slug* *hands u a sea slug* *hands u a sea slug* *hands u a sea slug*  *hands u a sea sl

[wetmeatchaperone]

Not a big fan of elves but this ones alright

[legunlas]

I love this! A wonderful picture of me!

[slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit-d]

Thorin: Axe or sword?

Bilbo: Pistol.

Thorin: Wha-

Bilbo:

[pereguntook]

Hey listen do you KNOW how hard the sheer power of the mere concept of peregrin took but with a gun just hit m

[slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit-d]

Thorin: Axe or sword?

Bilbo: Glock

Thorin: Wha-

Bilbo:

[wetmeatchaperone]

@frodo-bagguns I drew Frodo with really pointy feet

[frodo-bagguns]

ah yes. I will kick people with them. additionally weaponry. thank you so much <3

[wetmeatchaperone]

@gunndalf I drew gunndalf

[gunndalf]

A stunning likeness

[poutine-supreme]

W… Wtf is going on

[frodo-bagguns]

We're out here having a good time is what :)

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[straightboyfriend]