rache

just a little pan in a big world 💖💛💙

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

dipshit can’t piss himself in public

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[chipotlebear]

Some people are too good for this world

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[janeplease]

[danbutt]

[lightlybow]

Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat. 

 Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person. 

 Two weeks later:

He won’t leave.

[gokuma]

@donskoi

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.

[lightlybow]

Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. His comfort was more important than me getting to touch him.

Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.

Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.

Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t injure anyone in the future. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdraw all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room. Now he never bites, but sometimes he puts his teeth on my hand and then thinks better of it.

Step five: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Step six: be patient.

Step seven: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.

[srsfunny]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

God is trying to apologize

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

[jerryterry]

He was declared dead but then they looked at his health bar and realized there was still a bit left

[feistyfrank]

[cockandpokeballs]

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

[weloveshortvideos]

[gatherthewords]

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOOOOOD

[ampervadasz]

Wow !

[rustandruin]

[evilkitten3]

someone introducing t’challa at an international conference: and now, his majesty, king of wakanda, t’challa!

shuri, somewhere in the crowd: NERD

[lmaonade]

i have a little nightstand between my desk and bed and ditters just, refuses to walk on it to get on my desk. he will always just jump from the bed it’s so bizarre 

[lmaonade]

JUST USE THE BRIDGE

[lmaonade]

OH?

[fuckyeahuglycars]

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road:

[maureen2musings]

[i-can-only-bliss-out-deactivate]

insanity

[smexytroll-deactivated20180826]

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack