I, who speak awkwardly

Cl Leh 23-25. In memoriam of my youth (18-23) wasted on this shit hole fucking wrbsite never edit ur theme on the app this is HELL.. You are entering my Darkplace. obviously.

[guerrillatech]

[omgthatdress]

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[roachpatrol]

@thischick25

[thischick25]

[ministryofsillysuits]

Direct link: http://vintagepatterns.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

[systlin]

WFHAT HOLY SHIIT

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[typhlonectes]

[meme4u]

[memewhore]

[faustandfurious]

Imagine if female authors could get away with simply not having men in their novels because they “don’t understand them”

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[aletheius]

expected Boomer joke, pleasantly surprised

[lehs-darkplace]

I want what they have

[coughloop]

[plasticcflower]

Me every time I go into my room

[omgs]

me trying to achieve inner peace

[rocketedaway-deactivated2021072]

Me putting on ugly mismatched high level armor to go do a difficult mission

[everythingfox]

“Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. Schedule changed and morning walk time is now 6am. He was not emotionally prepared for this.”

(via)

[explorerrowan]

I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.

[drtanner]

The little uncomfortable lick really does it, lmao

[femslashfantasies]

Lucy Flawless at it again

[itoldyouthings]

“we all know why” just say it’s because they’re white. say it out loud with your whole entire chest. trump supporters aren’t being stopped from storming government buildings because THEY! ARE! ALL! WHITE! that’s it. just say it.

[crreature]

Don’t forget that it isn’t just that the rioters are white, it’s that the COPS are white, are right-wingers, are tr*mp supporters. The cops are letting the rioters in. The cops are moving the barricades for the rioters. The cops are literally taking selfies with them. It is an inside job. The cops are part of it.

[crreature]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lezbianz]

“ugh i hate being critical of all the media i consume” as a natural born hater i do not have this problem

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lk-the-witch]

“His name is Bruce”

“..Why?”

[ornitha-rynque]