true talk

she/her | russia 【russian, english, chinese & french】

[dduane]

[magpiesketchins]

The entire Discworld fandom on the 25th of May.

[lei-aj]

so i started reading journey to the west and i’m somewhat in the middle of the 3d vol and i have strong opinions

the main is that according to guanyin the journey itself and teachings of xuanzang are supposed to teach wukong a few things and make him better but. BUT. what did he learn? you try to do good and you get punished. you tell the truth and you’re called a liar and then get punished. you are treated worse than your so called ‘brothers’ who only ever get a verbal lashing.

why? because you’re a not a human and never was, you’re not a celestial and never was, you’re a demon and demons just don’t matter (guanyin straight up told this wukong to his face, what a nice lady)

so i don’t know why he puts up with any of it and is so dedicated to xuanzang. and every time xuanzang recites the spell and wukong screams from pain xuanzang is like ‘shhhh i’m teaching you a lesson’. honey, you’re not teaching him shit

[beardedmrbean]

[tumblringinthetardis]

Fuck I hate this but I need luck

[cchellacat]

I can’t believe I’m doing this, but same

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[bando--grand-scamyon]

reblogging to live deliciously

[lei-aj]

is it just me who finds it weird that in fanfiction alfred ALWAYS comment on bruce’s parenting when bruce has no idea whatsoever how a parent should behave and just makes it up as he goes? i think if you take this into account, bruce did okay?

like alfred was a shitty dad FIRST? am i the only person who remembers how alfred used to just abandon bruce and leave him when he didn’t agree with him? and he sat somewhere waiting for bruce to realize that alfred was right and bruce can’t do shit without him? and he’d crawl to alfred and beg for forgiveness and tell him “you were right”? spoiler: it never happened. alfred sat and sat and waited and waited while bruce did his thing WITHOUT any help and just carried on with his life and then alfred just would come back and no word was spoken about it?

like ? what the hell? the only thing bruce learnt from this is that in the end he’s always alone and that alfred’s love is conditional, and you never know when he’s just going to leave again.

[lei-aj]

what guts me the most in “world’s finest” is not even how quick lois is to swipe bruce aside because he’s batman, though she has no problem hoping to have a relationship with superman who has a civil identity as well

it’s bruce’s reaction to it all. no ill will towards her, no resentment, no bad blood between them, nothing towards clark even. it’s just a mix of sadness and acceptance all wrapped up in a fragile hope that lois can find her happiness. like he’s used to it. allowed himself to believe for a moment only to realize yet again that he can’t have nice things for some reason

(just a reminder that jason is dead at this point, dick is probably still estranged and yeah, he has tim but here tim didn’t insert himself into bruce’s life to save him, bruce saved him from two-face who killed tim’s parents)

[sprinklersart]

what it looks like after you used all your political connections to crash your wingman’s almost-but-not-quite-suicide mission during which he somehow managed to crash two separate airplanes but not die and also you’re gay married ( X )

[sprinklersart]

what it looks like when you’re getting your 5th promotion of the year and your wingman has to crash the party bc he got suspended for crashing another airplane

[everglade-blue]

icemav doodle..

[thelvadams]

This song is ending, but the story never ends.

[lei-aj]

reblogging for everything #9 and #10 meant in my life like 10 years ago

[valtsv]

stories about free will vs. fate where the characters tragically cannot avoid their doom regardless of what they try because there are forces at work greater than they know and they are not in control of the narrative: yes

stories about free will vs. fate where the characters overcome and survive the doomed path laid out for them by fighting back against the narrative until it lets them forge a new story in their own hand: yes

stories about free will vs. fate where the characters don’t escape their doom but meet it in their own way, defying all expectations of them and refusing to go out on someone else’s terms, meaning that they win anyway: ARJFHGFGHDDFJGFDHFLFHLKGR;FUCK

[lei-aj]

we don’t talk enough about dr stanley being short and brisque with everyone but worrying over fitzjames because he dug those bullets out and he knows that his captain is WiLd

[lei-aj]

as much as i hate that fitzjames took active part in the carnival, i hate how the fandom treats this scene as a whole.

as much as i enjoy the idea of fitzjames wearing this dress (or that bright red one right behind him on the rack in the background), this scene is not about his gender-fluid awakening.

at this point he’s stressed and tired beyond belief because all responsibilities has been on his shoulders alone for three weeks with an additional strain of masking crozier’s amazing trip to soberiety. he happened on this dress by pure chance. he took it. he didn’t caress it with longing like everyone likes to write. he allowed himself to remember a moment from his youth when he wore a dress in good humor and had fun. when everything was simple and nothing hurt. there’s a brief moment when he looks in the mirror and smiles in self-deprecation. he discards the dress aside without a second thought because he doesn’t have time for trips down the memory lane (and can’t afford to allow himself any).

i fucking love this scene for all this packed in few seconds in tobias menzes’s face and body language. it hits hard if you know to what it alludes. what he’s remembering :(

[boydonegood]

lil redraw of fitzjames and The Dress

[slavery]

[creepish]

no offense but all the things she said all the things she said literally running through my head running through my head running through my head