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minmos

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

sealsdaily

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

identifying-seals-in-posts

This is Hiyori and Kyoro the spotted seals from Okhotsk Tokkari Center, Japan. [x]

meloetta

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

emosad420

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

meloetta

shabbytigers

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

tastylemonbread

the-frightening-ghoul

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parakeet

Do you guys like my attempt at a bus with no ulterior motives btw if anyone was wondering

meangirlnurse

*listens to your thoughts*

innerchildabortionclinic

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

art by Curtis Lanaghan

figglypuff

necrolentil

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.