Judge, Jury, Executioner

My name is Terezi Leijon. And I made this blog to fuck shit up. Feel free to ask me about whatever your tiny brain can think of. ◥▷◁◤

[hootpoop12]

Just a silly lil’ comic :)

[iknaenmal]

is it too early for this

[leijon-the-law]

@8pider-8olitaire @sport-romance-enthusiast

>:] > you two and your m4tch1ng th3m3s...

>;] > c4r3ful w1th th4t you m1ght g1v3 4 g1rl w1th 4 ch4rt 1d34's! h3h3h3h3

[sport-romance-enthusiast]

(-o-) get your grubby shipping chart hands away from me

(-o-) a guy can APPRECIATE a classic blog aesthetic without their being any ULTERIOR MOTIVE, asshole

[8pider-8olitaire]

What are you talking about, KZ? Obviou8ly we planned thi8 quite 8pecifically. We had exten8ive talk8 about your having the 8ame theme a8 me and in fact we had a whole google 8heet and doc. ::::(( Did that mean nothing to you, KZ? Did the chart8 mean nothing.......?

[sport-romance-enthusiast]

(-o-) nice to see we're straight-up LYING on the internet nowadays!!!!!

(-o-) we BOTH know i don't go along with your ridiculous scheming anymore and YOU know why, asshole

[8pider-8olitaire]

We literally grew up together. We were alway8 there for one another. And you love my 8cheming! I'm a fanta8tic 8chemer. Don't blow a 8ircuit ju8t becau8e your (fewer) iron8 in your fire8 (which aren't nearly a8 hot a8 mine) aren't a8 fruitful.

[sport-romance-enthusiast]

(-o-) saving your ass from BLEEDING OUT does not mean i go along with all of your HORSESHIT

(-o-) and i don't know what nonexistent, room-temperature irons you have in the fire right now, but i WILL be dumping water in your furnace first chance, ASSHOLE

[leijon-the-law]

>:[ > th1s 1s why 1 stopp3d m4k1ng jok3s 4bout boys.

>XO > you guys 4r3 SO fuck1ng DR4M4T1C

[calware]

list of the most moments in homestuck of all time:

- when dave is in his room after 3 years and looks at the selfies he took when he was younger and starts laughing and then crying

- when aradia is giving her soliloquy at the end of hivebent and you have to scroll all the way down that really long panel and she says "a scratch"

- when bec prototypes himself in [S] Jade: Enter and there's a split second before you realize what that means

- when kanaya sees vriska kissing tavros and throws the dress out of her room and starts crying and her lusus taps her on the shoulder and consoles her

- when dave is sitting on the roof with dirk and says "how did you tell your friends"

- the end of that last pesterlog between dirk and hal. you know what i'm talking about

- dave and rose standing next to each other waiting for the tumor to explode

- Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist.

feel free to add on

[calware]

this one too

[calware]

IMPORTANT ADDITIONS

[leijon-the-law]

@8pider-8olitaire @sport-romance-enthusiast

>:] > you two and your m4tch1ng th3m3s...

>;] > c4r3ful w1th th4t you m1ght g1v3 4 g1rl w1th 4 ch4rt 1d34's! h3h3h3h3

[sport-romance-enthusiast]

(-o-) get your grubby shipping chart hands away from me

(-o-) a guy can APPRECIATE a classic blog aesthetic without their being any ULTERIOR MOTIVE, asshole

[leijon-the-law]

>:] > *4C's h4nd mov3's thr34t3n1ngly clos3r to h3r sh1pp1ng ch4rt.*

>:] > *sh3 p4us3s 4nd cont1mpl4t3s h3r d3c1s1on. 4s 4 s33r of h34rt sh3 c4n 34s1ly p33r 1nto 4 p3rsons tru3 utmost d3s1r3s. h3r sh1pp1ng ch4rt 1s on3 th4t 1s 4lmost prophet1c b3cl4ws of th1s.* >:] > *4C gr1ns 4nd w1th 4 sw1ft d3c1s1on sh3 upd4t3s h3r sh1pp1ng ch4rt.*

[leijon-the-law]

@8pider-8olitaire @sport-romance-enthusiast

>:] > you two and your m4tch1ng th3m3s...

>;] > c4r3ful w1th th4t you m1ght g1v3 4 g1rl w1th 4 ch4rt 1d34's! h3h3h3h3

[captor-sollux]

Jailed for being cringe on main.

[nightmareeyes05]

rewrite concept art troll consort edition

[0fallen0]

"Oh why haven't you posted much art recently!"

I've been working on this in flipaclip >:)

Ignore that terezi's hair shine dissappears close to the end

(Also ofc credit to the og music video since all of this is heavily referenced off of it)

[meraki-sunset]

I’ve been sketching Sburb people a lot lately (midnight crew, the felt, the exiles) i find them really facinating and i felt like finishing this one

I feel like since the game folks never speak directly with anyone (as in, speaking in textbox with any player instead of the “you do this, you go there” dinamic) we kinda forget they’re normal people.  I love the lore around the carapace and i really want to explore more about them in the csau epiloge

[roachmeatz-deactivated20230716]

sorry if some of these looks bad i was (and still am) really disgustingly high when i threw them together

Masterpost

[g0blinh0urs]

tried adaptating another one of my favorite scenes into an actual comic format. y'know…. the one where corpses throw a party or something.

[8pider-8olitaire]

Thi8 i8 a callout po8t for @leijon-the-law

Literally let an enemy FLARP team e8cape becau8e 8he wa8 gu8hing over her dumb 8hipping chart again.

[leijon-the-law]

>:] > 4nd h3r3 w3 go 4g41n. b4ck to pr3t3nd1ng th4t you 4ctu4lly g1v3 4 sh1t wh3n oth3r fl4rp t34ms "g3t 4w4y" >:0 > wh3n w3 both know you'r3 fully c4p4bl3 of stopp1ng th3m! 1 know you 4r3n't 3v3n 4ctu4lly ups3t b3c4us3 you 1mm3d14t3ly 4sk3d who 1 w4s upd4t1ng.

[8pider-8olitaire]

Lie8 and 8lander from the defen8e. Ju8t what do you hope to gain from thi8 cour8e of action? When will the lie8 end?

Either way- it8 about the fact that you dont pay attention in our FLARP8 anymore- what8 the point of even going out anymore if youre ju8t going to doodle???

[leijon-the-law]

>:\ > w4h w4h w4h >:\ > th3 whol3 po1nt of go1ng out 4nd h4v1ng fun! 4r3 you cr1t1c1z1ng how 1 choos3 to h4v3 fun? >:] > 4nd to th1nk 1 w4s m4k1ng 4 v3ry 1mport4nt 3d1t to on3 of your sh1ps! gu3ss you'll just n3v3r g3t to know th3 3d1t 1 w4s m4k1ng

[8pider-8olitaire]

Thi8 i8 a callout po8t for @leijon-the-law

Literally let an enemy FLARP team e8cape becau8e 8he wa8 gu8hing over her dumb 8hipping chart again.

[leijon-the-law]

>:] > 4nd h3r3 w3 go 4g41n. b4ck to pr3t3nd1ng th4t you 4ctu4lly g1v3 4 sh1t wh3n oth3r fl4rp t34ms "g3t 4w4y" >:0 > wh3n w3 both know you'r3 fully c4p4bl3 of stopp1ng th3m! 1 know you 4r3n't 3v3n 4ctu4lly ups3t b3c4us3 you 1mm3d14t3ly 4sk3d who 1 w4s upd4t1ng.

[sollay-b]

thanks for coming to the stream!!

[seol-kang]

Original GIF [Link] 카르켓 머리카락을 정리해주는 데이브…

[biouxp]

Post-adult molt karkat my love :3