āYoinkā is the opposite of āYeetā
But itās just as fast
one giveth and one taketh away
#ā¦one yoinketh and one yeeteth awayĀ - @5qui99l3

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āYoinkā is the opposite of āYeetā
But itās just as fast
one giveth and one taketh away
#ā¦one yoinketh and one yeeteth awayĀ - @5qui99l3
heās really changing up his style for this tripĀ
BABY
king of diyĀ
I DIDNT NOTICE THIS LOL
HE IS REALLY TRYING HIS BEST TO GET INTO THE ADULT LIFE.Ā
A life he met early at the age of 15. And yet it is beautiful to see that he is working so hard on finding himself. Our Jungkook is really growing into a fine man.Ā
Ā© MONIJUNNI | Do not edit. (1, 2)
empty apartment - bts x oc social media au
in which y/n moves in with jungkook who just so happens to āforgetā to tell her his apartment is highkey haunted
13Ā < 14Ā > 15
pairings: none, its all platonic here folks genre: crack/humor, paranormal, roomate!au warnings: swearing an: (i just reread it and i realised thereās a shit ton of typos in this one, iām sorry! iād fix them but iām already at work now so sadly i cant do anything about them nowš) namjoon is back!Ā let me know what you guys think please, shoot me an ask! (next part comes out tomorrow at 6pm CET aka 12pm EST! )
i wouldnāt have been able to draw this scene, but just for you anon, hereās my crappy video editing skills :>
me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this
Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.
Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking
Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.
oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* Itās so beautiful hereā¦
Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and youād probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m belowā¦
Me: Bitch, donāt ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing*
Intrusive thoughts: What if-
Me: Canāt you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
Me: *riding as a passenger in the car* Intrusive thoughts: What if I opened the car and fell out if it? Me: Dude, that would hurt and tie up traffic and your kids would be sad. Knock it off.Ā Also: New parents are remarkably prone to intrusive thoughts. Itās like our brains are wired for wolves during postpartum, but there are no wolves, so our brains try to invent them, to the point of actually becoming the wolf. FUCK OFF BRAIN THERE ARE NO WOLVES HERE. I tell parents,Ā āLook, lots of people have a sudden impulse to throw the baby out the window. Good parents are the ones who donāt do it, even if the thought crosses their mind.ā
I tell parents, āLook, lots of people have a sudden impulse to throw the baby out the window. Good parents are the ones who donāt do it, even if the thought crosses their mind.ā
^^^^^
Why Iām not going to have kids, because I would throw them out the hypothetical window.
But also:
Me: *walking to my car near a highway*
Intrusive Thoughts: Ah man, that seminis soeeding. Wouldnāt it be great to just step out andā¦
Me: Yes, but we have shit to do and no time for that. Get moving.
Do this four times repeatedly and youāll be out. But how does it work? Thereās some real brain science behind it.
Weāre trying this tonight!
Itās about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this āhuman beingā software. Itās only been out for like 10,000 years.
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Iāve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
Itās a form of Alexander Technique. Itās a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is āvibrating intensely in the background.ā After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasnāt as fixated on my breathing, I wasnāt tense, my movements werenāt jerky and I didnāt feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.
This is me dissociating š
I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so Iāll reblog
i dissociated while watching thisĀ
what bpd is like
Bpd be likeā¦
A minor inconvenience? Initiate RAGE
A stranger smiles at you? Initiate LOVE
Your fp doesnāt respond three minutes after you message them? InitiateDESPAIR
Someone bugs you slightly? Initiate HATRED
Something is slightly more than you (more anything at all)? Initiate JEALOUSY
Something good happens? Initiate EUPHORIA
and it all changes within secondsā¦
how about a shout out to the people who have theĀ āuglyā symptoms like obsessing over others, having fits of rage, idolizing people, debating their validity constantly, crying over the tiniest things, depending on others for validation. shout out to the people who are frustrated with not being able to control their own mind. you guys rock! i understand that feeling and iām here for you!
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking Ā
I think itās called sensory overload. Itās really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes itās a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
You can also text āSteveā to 741741 if youāre a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that itās more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS