Jessie

They/She/It| not a minor | minors should probably not be on my blog tbh

[tgatbc]

[iamoutofideas]

didn’t even realise goku had heart disease

[coughloop]

Fake fans everywhere

[midnight-roses-candy]

xkcd #122 came out in 2006 and yet still manages to describe a ridiculous number of people on this website. You want your manic pixie dream girl so badly until she has her own interests and isn't just for your amusement.

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[leinore]

I miss going out, I haven't been at all recently. I miss going out & getting lost in music for a few hours, chats out on the sidewalk with friends, driving them home late at night.

[leinore]

They should invent falling asleep that works

[leinore]

I think a lot of people forget that words mean things

[jbweld]

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

[jbweld]

let's all green out together and pass away

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[notexactlyanartblog]

Meow meow meow

MEOW MEOW MEOW MOEW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[dogpuppy]

[cutecipher]

[cutecipher]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[infertilityidol]

[infertilityidol]

#death #hole #homeboys #weiner #weiners