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This is one of my favorites hand down
@stripedtabbycat
the aneurysm the EU Council would have over these labels
Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
HE FOUND TUMBLR??????
Iâve been here the whole time.
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
Hi, yes, question?
What about children?
I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢
*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
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I have a writing prompt if youâre interested! While replaying Hogwarts Legacy, I kept wonderingâwhat if Sebastian or Ominis suddenly told MC, out of the blue, that they were going to marry them (like a bold declaration)? How would the MC react? Iâm not sure if this has been done yet, but Iâd love to read it! Thanks!
Oh gosh, this is so cute. <3 I just came back from an emergency vet visit, so this is just a little something. But I hope it scratches your itch, leipnau!
"Marry Me" Is A Declaration of Intent WC: 1,028 | Pairing: Sebastian x Reader | Rating: E/SFW | Spice: đśď¸/5
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You're minding your own business, nose in a book, when it happens.
Itâs a nice spring day. The leaves are leafing, the birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and everything feels fresh, bright, and new. Youâve found a sunny spot beneath some trees at the far edge of the castleâs back gardens, not far from the Beasts classroom and pens. The end of the school year is fast approaching, and the professor who took over Magical Theory from Professor Fig is...well, a bit of a hard-ass, really. Her exams have been brutal all year, and the worst one is only a week away. Youâre determined to do well in that class, though, so youâve spent every spare moment focused on steady (if panicked) studying.
But the bright April day proves too much to resist. You justify being outside by bringing your Magical Theory textbooks (yes, plural) along with youâŚthough youâre halfway to dozing. Your heart isnât in it. Not today.
And then he shows up. Comes out of absolutely nowhere - like he does - around the curve of the tree and plops down beside you. You side-eye his tousled brown hair, his loosened tie, and his slightly rumpled waistcoat. Honestly, Sebastian looks like heâs just rolled off some horizontal surface after a good nap, himself.
He grins at you, brown eyes full of mischief. You breathe through your nose, sort of softly snorting at him. Heâs been in rare form lately. Somethingâs up, youâre sure of itâŚbut itâs none of your business, and youâve never been one to pry, even when itâs clear he wants you to.
âSebastian,â you say calmly, then look back down at your book. Thatâs when you realize youâve got it upside down.
He surprises you by putting his chin on your shoulder; his breath tickles your cheek, and for a moment, youâre entirely flustered. You and Sebastian are close, certainly. But this is a new and unannounced level of in-your-space, and it sets your heart pounding in your chest in a sharp spike of what-the-fuck. Matters are not helped by the fact that, slowly, inevitably, and unwillingly over the past year, youâve startedâŚdaydreaming. About Sebastian, specifically. Ever since that stupid Quidditch match, when youâd stomped past the boysâ lockers after a particularly stinging defeat and caught Sebastian peeling off his damp undershirt in full view of the door as Ominis pushed it open to congratulate his Houseâs teamâŚ
Your eyes locked - yours and Sebastianâs. He never said a damn thing all year longâŚbut heâd grinned at you something fierce in that split second of open door and bare skin, and youâd spent a fortnight avoiding him at all possible costs.
âWhat do you want, Sebastian?â you ask aloud, forcing your voice to stay steady.
âIâm going to marry you one day,â he says so matter-of-factly - soâŚso casually - that for several awful seconds, youâre certain youâve misheard him.
âI-I beg your pardon?â You freeze for half a second. Then, annoyed at his utter cheek, you shrug up to dislodge his chin. When that doesnât work, you lean away and pull your shoulder out from under his jaw.
His cheek had been more or less pressed against yours. Thatâs when you realize, with a flutter of something hot and wholly new moving through your body, that Sebastian is surely shaving now. He has stubble. How on earth have you never noticed? Visually noticedâŚthat isâŚ
You snap your upside-down book shut and brandish it for a moment as if youâre going to smack him in the face with it. (Which isnât entirely out of the realm of possibility.)
âI said,â Sebastianâs eyes sparkle as he sits up straight and grins at you, âthat Iâm going to marry you.â
âAre you, now?â
He nods, self-assured and smug as always. âIndeed I am.â
âAnd do I get any say in the matter?â You narrow your eyes at him - smacking him across the nose with your book becomes more tempting by the second.
He shrugs. âYouâll come around to the idea.â
âOh, will I?â You decide at the last minute he doesnât quite deserve a smack to the face, so you swing your book solidly against his chest.
He just laughs and grabs your hand, trapping it and the book against his body. Your face heats. Youâve leaned forward into his space to smack himâŚand now your faces are entirely too close together.
âI owe you for everything,â he says softly, and the sudden sincerity in his eyes catches you off guard. âAnd you know everythingâŚeverything I did wrong last yearâŚand you covered me. Stuck with me and had my back, in spite of it all.â
âSo did Ominis,â you say, throwing up a layer of surface irritability to mask your flustered response. âAre you going to marry him, too?â
âOh, weâd kill each other inside of a month,â Sebastian snorts.
âAnd we wouldnât?â
He just smiles sweetly at youâŚand you catch the moment his eyes drop to your mouth. For one breathless instant, you forget how to breathe entirely. YouâveâŚwell, you may or may not have started wondering what it would be like to kiss Sebastian Sallow in the last few monthsâŚ
âWell,â he says, his voice lower now, deeper - and for half a second, you hear a glimpse of what heâll sound like all the time once the last lingering flushes of puberty are behind him. âWeâd at least have fun trying, I think.â
And with thatâŚhe leaves. Just grins at you, winks, hauls himself to his feet with a grunt, and disappears around the curve of the tree from whence he came.
You, for your part, will never, ever admit that it takes you a good two minutes to close your mouth after it drops open in disbelief. Later, you wonder if you dreamed it, if youâd simply dozed off beneath the trees. But the hooded, knowing look Sebastian shoots you as you pass him on your way into the Great Hall for dinner assures you that noâŚthat definitely happened.
And, wellâŚ
When Sebastian Sallow sets a goal, he pursues it, all right. Because, damn it allâŚ
In the end, he does, in fact, marry you.
Today I learned thereâs a college book on supernatural. Thereâs even a few paragraphs on tumblr and ao3!
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This is way better than straight up telling your kid âSanta isnât real.â
I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy
Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like theyâre all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then thereâs Gale
Whoâs just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesnât give a fuck about the drip heâs getting his ass ready for bed
at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.
Fun fact! Water actually turns âblood redâ when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egyptâs environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that childrenâs bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they arenât 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the âreedâ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any theyâd get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
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The volcano wasnât ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.Â
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.Â
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
Time to feed unprofessional managers what theyâve been dishing out for far too long.
Couple things here, for when you do this to people:Â
1. if you get the âanswer my callâ text, NEVER ANSWER THE CALL.Â
They are calling you because they want to have the conversation verbally, and be able to lie later about what they said or didnât say. Force them to continue via text or email- force them to continue the conversation in writing or not at all.Â
2. âLack of 2 weeks notice is unprofessional!â or the other version, âNot providing notice is illegal!â
No it isnât. Neither is true.Â
And in the US, all states except Montana are âat willâ employment (though you may hear an employer refer to it as âright to workâ to make it sound better, itâs the same thing). Sure, at-will employment means they can fire you without cause, BUT! It also means that you are not legally required to give a reason for quitting, or to give notice of any kind.Â
Is it polite to give notice when you can? Sure. Do bosses expect it? Absolutely. But that does not make you legally required to provide it.Â
3. The only thing I would change in the workerâs interaction here was their response when initially asked to come in.Â
Employee: âHey Mark. Sorry Iâm unable to cover the shift tonight because Iâm studying for my exam tomorrow.âÂ
Donât give a reason for your lack of availability. It may be tempting to. You may feel rude if you donât.Â
DONâT DO IT.
You do not owe your boss any information about what you do off the clock, and any reason you give will only ever be used against you.Â
Boss: âHey I need you to cover Jasperâs shift tonight.â
Employee: âSorry, Iâm not available.â
And leave it at that.Â
Do not elaborate.Â
Do not offer additional information.Â
When you boss asks you to elaborate, because they will, be polite but firm. âWith respect, thatâs personal. Iâm sorry, but Iâm unavailable to cover this shift/work late/come in early/etc.â
Be a broken record- youâre unavailable. Thatâs the only information they need to know, and itâs the only information they have a LEGAL RIGHT to know.Â
Please stop giving your bosses information they donât need to know and donât get to have, because theyâre only going to try and use it to fuck you over later.Â
My job is HR. The above is completely accurate.
I love going viral on tumblr.com. Itâs like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Donât do this to me
my brother in christ you made the post
if you often like or reblog my posts i 100% remember your username and mentally go âoh yes friendâ every single time i see you in my notes or on my dashÂ
Unmute !
I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause Iâm sad as hell but I still laughed a little
I can't quite place the aura this cat exudes
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