THICK FIT HEAUX

BLACK WOMEN ARE MAGIC

[salty-inc]

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

[salty-inc]

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

[salty-inc]

Far away cow moos

[salty-inc]

My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

[salty-inc]

My best friends singing voice

[salty-inc]

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

[salty-inc]

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

[salty-inc]

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[bellero]

this is the purest thing ever omg

[ruinedchildhood]

[gahdamnpunk]

“Land of the free”

[ambs-witdalocs]

Wow

[jehovahhthickness]

Huh?????!

[leleefree]

Boyýyyyyyy

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

anyone with common sense: cassie can’t sing for shit lmao

*”Me&u” by Cassie comes on* anyone with common sense:

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

Fellas , y’all too 200+ drop a pic . shoutout yourself out 🙃

[myanynomusplayground]

[runkeldat]

🚀 215

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

YESSSS

[jsvcqanwmabab]

[goldlinks-pinkmink]

That way

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

🤗🤗

[kingshariff1-deactivated2021011]

Why not

[voodoomoney]

No height requirements 🤷🏾‍♂️ 6’2”

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

as long as you’re 200+ idc

[khimerah]

300 - 400 lbs 🤴🏿

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[thebeardedauthor]

300+ Club

[heytrevv]

💁🏽‍♂️

[heytrevv]

[cportdreadhead]

[blksolmoon]

All y’all fine tho. Let me take one of y’all out for a date. 😂😍

[thethoughtsofanambivert]

It’s my time! Lol friendly neighborhood blerd here! 293

[ayo0shay]

🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾

[visions2twisted]

225 🤴🏾💪🏽

[aushow141]

260

[zackthemack-deactivated20181207]

226 💪🏽

[mellowmark93]

290

[wxzvrdkelly]

265 🧸

[slimdaddymbaku]

One time for my bigga niggas !!!

[b00otyfriedrice]

260

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

^^ oh you fine ?! well excuse me

[b00otyfriedrice]

Oh thank you boo

[evooob]

[leleefree]

I like what i seeeeeeee

[hungwy]

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

[dreams-squared]

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

[hungwy]

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

[leleefree]

Nigga whet 😂😂😂😂😂

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

some nigga sends me an ashy dick pic . then sends me a pic of a grocery bag full of money .

[leleefree]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[poutinedragon]

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[jehovahhthickness]

If Kylie cuts off Jordyn, she’s stupid as fuck.

[leleefree]

Deadass. This is a whole fake scandal anyway

[ingridbergman]

[leleefree]

Boy yall scared the whole shit outta me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jehovahhthickness]

Can y’all please tell me the most crustiest thing a man has ever told you?

[spicyisasspicydoes]

“I could have paid a stripper to give me a blow job, but I didn’t do it because I didn’t want  to make you feel bad” 

[jehovahhthickness]

Wtf is wrong with them????

[themylabanks]

Man are legit trash. My ex told me it was easier to be nice to other girls & hard to be nice to me lmaoooooooo

[nikkikissem]

“ Your smarter than I thought you were.”

“What you won’t do another woman will…” as if you it didnt go both ways🤦‍♀️…

THHHEEE ABSOLUTE KICKER “You told me to fuck her so I did…”

[xmagnet-o]

After I told this guy to stop sending me unwanted dick pics and turned him down for sex…

“I just wanted to fuck a m*dget so I could add it to my bucket list”

[binding-bruja-deactivated202101]

“I cant date a girl with a tongue ring; shes a ho. And a short hair cut? No” I WAS DATING HIM. So you know what I did? Cut my hair OFF pierced my tongue and left his broke ass

[leopuzzy]

“ you’re fat & ugly and you’re unlovable, how can a man even love you? “ “ I fell out of love with you because you gained weight”

[jehovahhthickness]

Wtfff

[aselovay]

As an excuse to his little penis a guy had the nerve to say your pussy loose and it make my fuck feel small

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

Bruuh… wild

[bboyplankton]

Smh.

[goldnpoc]

I remember last year I didn’t want to have sex with this guy, after all he did say let’s chill and I told him too “don’t try anything” and he did! But I didn’t want to. Then he sat on a chair the whole time while I was on the bed. And then it hit like 11pm and he said “get your big ass up its time to go” and on the way home he was being extra dickheaded blasting the music loud enough to burst my eardrums. And was really gross is when I was ready to get out the car he had the nerve to say “that’s why you’ll never look like you did in high school. fuck you” like that was just doing too much. Definitely a bitch for sure.

[desmadrosa3-deactivated20210228]

One time I hooked up with this guy and in the middle of sex, he said, “Yeah, I didn’t tuck your sister like this,” smfh he had legit sought me out to have sex with me, having had sex with my sibling beforehand, just to rub it in my face. I had never left so fast and went home and showered

[molothoo]

One time this dude nutted literally 0.6 seconds after sticking the TIP in…so we laying there in silence, I’m contemplating calling the police and this nigga fixes his mouth to say “i ain’t wanna do too much because I ain’t wanna have you sprung”….😐😐😐.

To think I used to thirst after that boy 😅🔫

[jehovahhthickness]

[ashuraofthewest-deactivated2021]

Nigga at work told me I’d be gay if I ate chipotle because it was made for woman (he said bitches) to eat. Also told me he was fine with dating(fucking) girls out of highschool, “so long as you just let them suck your dick till they hit 18 you’re good” is what the nigga said with a straight face, mind you he’s 24.

[leleefree]

" You arent hot anymore, you need to lose some weight" - the nigga that I was in a relationship with for 5 years who cheated on me with several woman and had gotten one pregnant and I emotionally ate to comfort myself of that fact

[leleefree]

Struggles

Am i not worth it?

[imsoshive]

[leleefree]

Sunday vybz

[barcoque]

[leleefree]

Duhhhh

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[leleefree]

Last night asf