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they need a show together
This is so pure. This is the American Dream. This is what dreams are made of.
This kind of crap is what I want future/alien societies to find and try to use to explain what life in this time period was like
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this literally crashed my computerâs operating system
please help the dog
Chihuahuas are so pointless
this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING
Thatâs one hell of a Rube Goldberg machine.
all good rube goldberg machines contain a live animal
delete this
i literally want to die
I wasnât prepared
no way this is 6 seconds only
6 seconds of pure beauty
Iâm on the verge of crying
I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
WHAT????
I HATE RABBITS I HATE RABBITS SO MUCH RABBITS ARE SCARY AS SHIT Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOW
i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
The house of double 0 double 0
MOTHA DOUBLE O!
The Legendary
Tyler, 23, Pi Kappa Alpha. I love working out and producing EDM music. Just here for some quick fun, not trying to catch feelings.
Iâm deleting
on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didnât answer the question until the last dayâ because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.
but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i havenât gotten that image out of my head ever sinceâ you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely
Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.Â
In loveâŠâŠ
I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots
I thought this was fucking fake but ?????
what in gods name âŠâŠâŠ.Â
APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????
I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly itâs only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)
http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html
The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.
What can the macro lens do?
WHAT THE FUCK
IÂ have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.
I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG
iâm buying this tomorrow
This is too much power for a single human being to wieldâŠ.
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when youâre sad. itâs the best goddamn thing on the internet
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, âMy car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?â The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, âWe canât tell you. Youâre not a monk.â The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, âWe canât tell you. Youâre not a monk.â The man says, âAll right, all right. Iâm *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?â The monks reply, âYou must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.â The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, âI have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.â The monks reply, âCongratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.â The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, âThe sound is right behind that door.â The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, âReal funny. May I have the key?â The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, âThis is the last key to the last door.â The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I canât tell you what it is because youâre not a monk
Originally posted by disneyasastrology
BWAHAHAHAHAH.Â
the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And youâd do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. âbehind the foam door is a door made of spinachâ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.
A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.Â