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if life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle

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stranger danger

stranger danger - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

It sounds like the start of a bad joke: Kakashi, himself, and his dead friend step into the Hokage’s office.

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chapter 2: a perfect world is finally up!

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stranger danger

stranger danger - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

It sounds like the start of a bad joke: Kakashi, himself, and his dead friend step into the Hokage’s office.

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on sight (but in a good way)

on sight (but in a good way) - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Kakashi’s not particularly opposed to sunshine and rainbows and everything nice, but he thinks his gloominess is justified today. After all, his arranged husband is arriving, and he doesn’t even know who he is.

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written as part of the Umino Hours Discord Server 90 Minutes To Gift Exchange for vulcanhighblood!

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of seven days and convenient seals

of seven days and convenient seals - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Kakashi and Obito make a baby (or try very, very hard for a week).

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Or: Strange conception ritual = excuse for sex marathon

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author's note: be warned, this is seven chapters of pure filth. read the previous part (of marriage documents and shinobi gossip - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]) for a bit more context, but feel free to read as a standalone.

requests for future chapters are welcome!

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chapter 1: massage and chapter 2: riding are up!

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bark and no bite

bark and no bite - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Kakashi just wants to finish his decade-long mission when his attention is suddenly grabbed by the mission desk chuunin who dares to stand up to him.

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Or: The one where Kakashi openly walking around in his ANBU uniform actually makes sense, because he’s ANBU's poster boy (with a secret mission).

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second and final chapter up!

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crescendo

crescendo - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

There’s a musical ghost in the forests of Konoha.

(Spoiler alert: it’s Kakashi.)

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author's note: just a cute oneshot with kakagai. enjoy!

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of seven days and convenient seals

of seven days and convenient seals - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Kakashi and Obito make a baby (or try very, very hard for a week).

~

Or: Strange conception ritual = excuse for sex marathon

~

author's note: be warned, this is seven chapters of pure filth. read the previous part (of marriage documents and shinobi gossip - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]) for a bit more context, but feel free to read as a standalone.

requests for future chapters are welcome!

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bark and no bite

bark and no bite - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Kakashi just wants to finish his decade-long mission when his attention is suddenly grabbed by the mission desk chuunin who dares to stand up to him.

~

Or: The one where Kakashi openly walking around in his ANBU uniform actually makes sense, because he’s ANBU's poster boy (with a secret mission).

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the perilous art of disguise

the perilous art of disguise - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Obito’s impromptu one night stand keeps showing up all over Konoha. Wanting to know more about this new mystery, he finds himself indulging in curiosity. (It’s not stalking, it’s friendly following!)

It doesn’t hurt that the other is pretty, kind, funny, charming, smart, and kind of reminds him of Kakashi—

…There’s no way.

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After making the best and worst decision in his life, Kakashi finds himself caught in Obito’s unavoidable pull.

His own feelings are nothing new, but now there’s an extra caveat: under no circumstances can he get caught.

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SECOND CHAPTER NOW UP!!! kakashi's pov :)

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THIRD AND FINAL CHAPTER POSTED! finally giving them their happy ending

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the perilous art of disguise

the perilous art of disguise - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Obito’s impromptu one night stand keeps showing up all over Konoha. Wanting to know more about this new mystery, he finds himself indulging in curiosity. (It’s not stalking, it’s friendly following!)

It doesn’t hurt that the other is pretty, kind, funny, charming, smart, and kind of reminds him of Kakashi—

…There’s no way.

~

After making the best and worst decision in his life, Kakashi finds himself caught in Obito’s unavoidable pull.

His own feelings are nothing new, but now there’s an extra caveat: under no circumstances can he get caught.

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SECOND CHAPTER NOW UP!!! kakashi's pov :)

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the perilous art of disguise

the perilous art of disguise - Chapter 1 - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Obito’s impromptu one night stand keeps showing up all over Konoha. Wanting to know more about this new mystery, he finds himself indulging in curiosity. (It’s not stalking, it’s friendly following!)

It doesn’t hurt that the other is pretty, kind, funny, charming, smart, and kind of reminds him of Kakashi—

…There’s no way.

~

After making the best and worst decision in his life, Kakashi finds himself caught in Obito’s unavoidable pull.

His own feelings are nothing new, but now there’s an extra caveat: under no circumstances can he get caught.

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naruto wingfic headcanons

wings (and other hidden things) - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

reference ^ for more context :)

Summing up the AU, wings are permanent and solid chakra constructs that evolve over a shinobi's lifetime. They are directly connected to chakra coils, and gain additional colors when a person goes through a life-changing experience or becomes more powerful. Kakashi seals his wings (which can be done b/c they're chakra based) to hide them, similar to his face.

Wings show a lot about your social status, connections, and personality. Small movements can indicate emotional expression (though these can be controlled with chakra and most shinobi choose to do that), and allowing someone to touch them demonstrates a lot of trust, as attacks can damage them permanently. Color changes can result from a traumatic/dramatic/generally life-changing event or a huge development in power level.

The ANBU tattoo is a strengthened wing seal. The typical jounin seal only temporarily puts their wings into a “pocket dimension” of sorts, which still allows for the wings to form while hiding them effectively for short-term high-ranking missions. The ANBU seal redirects the chakra that flows to form the wings, preventing them from existing at all. ANBU seals are much better, because the jounin version still allows the wing chakra to be sensed. Kakashi just keeps on using the ANBU version even when he’s not on missions.

Kind of already included in the story, but cool/beautiful wings = being attractive. Kakashi went around without his wings for half his life so he never really experiences this. After he starts having them out more, he goes through a sudden increase in propositions, much to his students’ consternations. Of course, wings are also related to some bedroom activities ;)

If Kakashi had looked at his wings when he still had the Sharingan, he would’ve seen a mess of molting feathers and immediately resealed them. The reason is because the Sharingan eats away at his non-Uchiha chakra reserves, keeping him in a constant state of half-chakra. To reflect this, his wings are weaker and lose feathers constantly. After his Sharingan was taken, the chakra drain lessened considerably, and Obito’s chakra boost essentially restored his wings. Also, if he did have his wings out, he would likely become chakra-drained much faster because a portion of his reserves would be dedicated toward manifesting wings.

Obito has always thought Kakashi’s silvery wings were super pretty. Obito was super disappointed when Kakashi started sealing them after his father passed away, so he only has vague memories of fluffy silver wings. You can bet he was screaming and having heart palpitations in the afterlife when Kakashi does his wings reveal during the Kaguya fight lmaooo

Shinobi can absolutely fly, it just takes more chakra than most are willing to sacrifice. It’s also not super good for fighting, because there are a number of long-range jutsu that would bring them down immediately.

Rin’s wings were purple. Side note: when shinobi die, their chakra wings disappear. When she was forcibly made into a jinchuuriki, the tips of her wings started greying and painfully molting. It was too dark for Kakashi to tell.

The orange tips on Naruto’s wings are a little more red than Obito’s were, but it was still enough to remind Kakashi of Obito, playing into his guilt complex.

The black on Kakashi’s wings actually crept further up the more grief and trauma he went through. So after his dad’s death (btw the silver reminded him of his dead dad! and his wings were stained with blood when he went to report his father’s suicide, which didn’t help the rumors later on in the older generations of shinobi…), he starts sealing his wings and never really notices the black. It increases after his entire team’s deaths. The white dots are for every person he’s killed with chidori/raikiri, so I guess it really is a good thing he doesn’t know exactly how he got them (though he probably can guess). The blue underside is the influence of Obito’s chakra and the entire life-changing experience of the war.

feel free to comment with your own additions!

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wings (and other hidden things)

wings (and other hidden things) - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Naruto’s wings are sunshine yellow tipped with vibrant orange, always bright with energy.

Sasuke’s wings have always been dark and sleek, glowing slightly purple under moonlight.

Sakura’s wings shine soft and pink, and never, ever flutter.

Kakashi’s wings… well. He hides them just like he masks his face, never letting even a hint of feathers out.

(Or: Five times people thought about Kakashi’s wings, and one time he let everyone see.)

This is an AU where shinobi have wings, but they’re similar to chakra constructs except more permanent and solid. They evolve as the user gets more powerful or has a life-changing experience, and are directly connected to chakra coils. Wings are also a symbol of diplomacy, status, and identity. Enjoy!

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of marriage documents and shinobi gossip

of marriage documents and shinobi gossip - lemon_ee - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

In Kakashi’s defense, his “marriage” had seemed irrelevant when the world was ending around him.

And after having a clusterfuck of a Hokage ceremony, and dealing with reformed criminals, and evading dozens of assassinations, well… Obito didn’t appear too interested either way. His haphazard relationship would be forgotten and left to the annals of time. No harm, no foul, right?

The Council and Obito think otherwise.

(Kakashi reaps the reward anyway.)

this fic is explicit! be warned of angst as well, though there is a happy ending :)