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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them up and cook smut...lots of smut || nsfw side acc || Main - @anrisimps

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[lemonade-sama]

Just remembered I had started a polysoos smut one shot and never finished it😭😭😭😭, throwing it here just in case someone wants to read it. Tw- intersex omegas

“Team Leader nim…please.”

“Please what Rok Soo-yah?”

Just fuck him already..! Kim Rok Soo wanted to scream but didn’t say anything because he was still embarrassed by the whole ordeal.

Choi Jung Soo’s grip tightened on his hips. Kim Rok Soo knew there would be hand shaped bruises all over his body the next morning.

He was pressed face down on the wet, his sopping wet cunt spread wide for everyone to watch. Granted it was just Choi Jung Soo and their team leader in the room but Kim Rok Soo still felt shy. This was the second time they “accidentally” ended up in Lee Soo Hyuk’s house together with Kim Rok Soo “accidentally” being stripped naked and pushed down on the bed.

If he hadn’t been so consumed by the thought of their huge -ahem- cocks ever since they last did it, Kim Rok Soo wouldn’t have so readily agreed to do this. They weren’t that close or anything ( Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo would beg to differ).

It had started out great, yes. They slowly took their time in exploring his body, showering him with compliments which Kim Rok Soo pretended not to hear because of course they were all lies. Who was cute?! Certainly not Kim Rok Soo. And they kept kissing his scars as if they were something so precious, as if Kim Rok Soo wasn’t broken, as if-

Anyways.

Point was, he was face down on the bed, his hips raised up and his cunt squelching around Lee Soo Hyuk’s calloused fingers. Choi Jung Soo had been playing with his nipples before abandoning the task in favor of watching their team leader play with his pussy.

A mewl escaped his mouth before he could tamp it down when another hand got a hold of his cock, rubbing the slit the same way Lee Soo Hyuk rubbed his clit.

The pheromone level increased in the room sharply as slick started dripping off his cunt. It was all over his thighs, he could feel that, but he had no idea how much of it was elsewhere. Judging by their sharp intakes of breath, he must make quite the sight. His cunt throbbed at the thought, squeezing around Lee Soo Hyuk’s fingers.

“You are leaking so much,” Choi Jung Soo told him, voice laced with amazement as he thumbed the slit of his cock. His other hand still rested on Kim Rok Soo’s butt, occasionally groping or parting his pussy even wider.

“Ah..nnnghh” Kim Rok Soo moaned when the hand on his cock suddenly clenched tightly. At the same time, Lee Soo Hyuk’s fingers curled up, brushing against the spot which made him see stars.

Waves of pleasure rolled off him as they continued playing with his genitals. The continued squelching made him want to disappear off the face of earth but their ironclad grip prevented him from even thinking about it.

Lee Soo Hyuk’s hand which had been on his thigh tightened, as if he knew what useless thoughts Kim Rok Soo had been entertaining and pulled out his fingers completely, causing the omega to whine.

“W..hy? Team Leader nim, put it back….!”

He hadn’t even finished talking when Lee Soo Hyuk expertly flipped him around.

“..??!” Kim Rok Soo’s mouth opened and closed dumbfoundedly at the casual manhandling. And when he saw the way their eyes raked over his body he became flustered all over again.

“Stop looking.. hnnghh..Choi Jung Soo you bastard-'' Kim Rok Soo growled, which tapered off into a whine when Choi Jung Soo swallowed his cock completely.

One of his hands traveled upwards to play with Kim Rok Soo’s nipples, resuming his task of pinching and tugging them until they became puffy and swollen. Kim Rok Soo smacked his hand but that didn’t deter Choi Jung Soo. The petulance seemed to amuse the alpha instead as he chuckled which again sent vibrations down Kim Rok Soo’s cock, making him gasp at the novel sensation.

Lee Soo Hyuk stared at his rookies (“We aren’t rookies anymore, team leader nim!” “Once a rookie, always a rookie, punk”) with fondness before reaching forward to play with Kim Rok Soo’s pussy again.

Scarred fingers brushed past the inviting clit, earning a distracted whine in the process, before slipping into the warm cunt again. It was still overflowing with slick. And Kim Rok Soo wasn’t even in heat yet. Lee Soo Hyuk’s eyes grew heated at the thought of accompanying Kim Rok Soo through his heat.

In the back of his mind, an image of Kim Rok Soo swollen with a child appeared. Lee Soo Hyuk hated how his cock hardened instantly at the thought.

“...Team leader?” Choi Jung Soo asked when he saw Lee Soo Hyuk was lost in thoughts.

Lee Soo Hyuk blinked as he met Choi Jung Soo’s warm brown eyes before coming to a realization. This punk-

“What did I tell you to call me?” he asked, easily slipping back into his ‘team leader’ voice he used to reign in bratty punks.

Choi Jung Soo pretended not to listen to him, going back to sucking Kim Rok Soo’s cock expertly as if he had been born to do so. Lee Soo Hyuk didn’t press him because he knew Choi Jung Soo joked that he won’t call him hyung until Kim Rok Soo does. The new resolution was made just days ago. Lee Soo Hyuk wondered how long Choi Jung Soo would last until he finally gave in on his own.

But for the time being, he shifted his attention to the other unruly rookie he had.

“What did I tell you to call me, Rok soo?” Lee Soo Hyuk asked again, this time pressing Kim Rok Soo’s clit with his thumb while the other fingers were shoved deep inside his cunt. Lee Soo Hyuk caught a glimpse and found that they were completely pruned. It would probably take hours to go away with how much slick Kim Rok Soo continued to pour.

“Team leader nim,” Kim Rok Soo gasped in between the moans.

“So you still won't say it?” Lee Soo Hyuk asked again, pinching Kim Rok Soo’s little nub in reprimandation.

“Ahh!! Team leader nim..!” Kim Rok Soo shrieked and slick gushed out of his soppy cunt. Everything was already so wet that Lee Soo Hyuk was unsure if Kim Rok Soo had squirted or not.

“What a disobedient punk,” the older alpha said, ignoring his painfully hard cock and smacked the tingling, sensitive pussy instead which nearly sent Kim Rok Soo catapulting off the bed.

Lee Soo Hyuk got a garbled shriek in response before he finally managed to hear it.

“..Hyung!!”

‘Aha,’ Lee Soo Hyuk smirked victoriously before hooking his arms below Kim Rok Soo’s waist and lifting him up. His lower half was raised up in the air with his legs wrapped around Lee Soo Hyuk’s neck. It was an instinctive response to the sudden manhandling and yet Kim Rok Soo managed not to choke Lee Soo Hyuk. Judging by the pleased hum made by the alpha, he didnt seem too averse to that idea. Perhaps even excited at the prospect.

Choi Jung Soo, who had gotten off after making Kim Rok Soo cum once, laid down beside him and kissed him silly.

Kim Rok Soo was still taken by surprise despite already guessing it, when Lee Soo Hyuk’s tongue lapped at his slit, drinking the slick as if it was honey. Choi Jung Soo’s actions grew even more frivolous because of Rok Soo’s cute expressions. He nibbled on his lips until they were completely swollen, almost bright red with how much attention he showered on them.

Kim Rok Soo, who was being played like a fiddle on both ends, hung tightly on Choi Jung Soo while Lee Soo Hyuk deflowered him all over again with his tongue.

[lemonade-sama]

When they finally masturbate together after 300+ chapters

[lemonade-sama]

Mermaid king

Leo mewled, clutching onto Agnes desperately as she looped her hands around his waist to haul him up. What was he even doing- in the mermaid kingdom, fighting against their enemies and with a mermaid tail to boot. He didn't even know how to swim properly. His wife, on the other hand, seemed like she was born to swim. She took to swimming like a fish to water and heh- her mermaid tail looked so pretty, both of their colors contrasting perfectly against each other. 

He doesn't know what was wrong with him. One moment he was completely fine and the next moment he felt like someone had plunged him underwater (they have been inside the ocean for days) and his brain felt so woozy. He could barely float. He didn't realize what he had been doing when his tail wrapped around hers involuntarily. 

She had teased him, probably, but he was so out of it that he didn't register anything. Through the haze of fog he could barely make out the 'please please please-' and ' do something-'  he was supposedly muttering. 

Agnes seemed worried for him, if he was reading it right, and was about to call someone to help them but he whined again and she paused. 

"....Are you okay?"

"I don't know,'' he gasped,feeling overwhelmed already. His insides seemed to be on fire and he wanted to dunk himself into ice water and stay there for eternity. 

"Breathe with me. Come on-" Agnes whispered, placing his hand on her chest and guiding him into taking deep breaths." You are doing so good darling. Yes, just like that- in and out. In and out. What a good boy"

He mewled brokenly and slumped on her again. He- he was a good boy. He was doing so well. He could do it-

Something was happening in his crotch now and he stiffened. It was- it was opening up. He trembled and moved away from her to glance down and yes, his genitalia was poking out. His mermaid genitalia was poking out. A wheezing gasp ripped out of his throat. He didn't even know their new bodies could do that. 

Agnes stared at her husband in concern and then at his.. cock apprehensively. Was he going into heat? Did mermaids go into heat? What was wrong with him? Should she try to jerk him off? It wouldn't be much different to how they did it in their human forms right? 

"He needs to be bred," a husky voice rumbled behind them and both of them sprang apart, hands itching towards their weapons. There was an intruder in their room and they didn't even realize it? How shameful! 

Agnes felt herself relaxing when she realized it was just the mermaid king. Well, calling him just the mermaid king didn't do him justice at all. Or the situation. He was the ultimate ruler of the seas and they were in his castle. He could do anything to them. But he was also like some neighborhood ahjussi so Agnes wasn't really worried. 

"What?" she found herself asking again, the man's words were making her lightheaded. 

"He needs to be bred," The mermaid king repeated, now looking the slightest bit amused with something heated lurking in the back of his eyes. 

"I didn't expect him to become like this so soon, perhaps his magic is accelerating the growth," he mused and swam forward until he was floating right beside them. 

Leo shivered when cold, callous hands cupped his face and drew small circles with their thumb. He found himself leaning into them, whining petulantly when he heard a boisterous laugh over his head. Why were they laughing at him-?!

"We're not laughing at you, darling," Agnes murmurmed and pressed a chaste kiss on his other cheek, and looped an arm around his waist again. He moaned and entangled his tail with hers again, his genitalia rubbing against hers desperately while he burrowed his face in her breasts. 

His breath stuttered when a chiseled body rubbed against his bare back. He trembled when thick arms trailed along his sides and then settled on his chest to play with his already sensitive nipples. 

Tbc probably (no i definitely didnt chicken out in between)

[lemonade-sama]

Bottom Lu Feng is making me so feral

[anrisimps]

HE IS MY WET PATHETIC MEW MEW YOUR HONOR

[lemonade-sama]

LET LITANA BREED HIM UNTIL HE IS CHOKING ON HIS SALIVA PLS PLS PLS

[anrisimps]

College student krs!Cale and his personal demon cjs who wont leave him alone. It had been an accident, that summoning. Cale did not know that coughing up blood over a suspiciously drawn symbols would actually activate the seal or rune or whatever they call it these days! And also summon a real , very much breathing demon! An extremely clingy demon at that. Who also had the cutest puppy eyes ever. But Cale doesn't care about that. He totally isnt bothered by it.

If one looked at the two of them together , they would be mistaken about who is the actual demon here? A stoic red haired man , with extremely cold eyes ( Cale just feels dead inside 24/7) or this puppy-like man with extremely fluffy hair and in short, a total ray of sunshine. Cale is too tired to feel offended by this clear hypocrisy and favortisim. So what if his hair colour is so red? What do you mean demons have to have red hair?

Cale: Just..no. Why god, why! щ(゜ロ゜щ)

Cjs: Cale!!! (づ￣ ³￣)づ

[anrisimps]

he doesnt know if he is mad abt a demon clinging to him or the fact that he is made to pray and by association believe in the existence of gods.

Sometime later when Cale gets used to his this demon, Cjs brings over lsh bcoz ofc he did. Cale was not amused but when he had a good look at the demon he realized that this demon looks so much hotter and why did his heart start beating so fast when lsh smirked ?

Much later, all three of them having a bonfire and burning Cale's amulets and charms which he bought in desperation. Not like they were of any use against these stupidly strong demons.

[lemonade-sama]

Demon cjs and lsh x human cale pwp!!!

Lsh and cjs would certainly be a lot taller than cale bcoz they're demons and then with cale being a twink and all that the size difference would be >>>

When lsh intended to grab this frail human to prevent him from doing something stupid, he wasn't prepared for how his palm nearly encompassed the redhead's waist or how the human stiffened and then covered his palm with his own small hands.

They were so small, so fragile justlike their owner was and lsh was acutely made aware of how Cale's head barely grazed his chin and how the human had to tilt his head back to gaze up at him everytime. Warmth bubbled up in his chest, something he hadn't felt for a millennia and he unconsciously found himself raking his hand along the human's sternum, marvelling as the pale skin unravelled under his minsitrations.

He cupped Cale's chest, right above his heart, feeling heady with the way it beat so fast- thudding against the ribcage as if ready to burst out at any moment.

How easy it would be too slice him open and take it out? The human would be dead within a blink of an eye if they wanted him to and yet he chose to trust them over his life, his body,his everything. Lsh wondered if this was what humans called 'love'.

His eyes widened minutely When Cale mewled and looked down only to find cjs grinning back at him, his tongue laving against the rosy bud. Lsh huffed. This punk really had no patience or taste for delicacies. Lsh ought to teach him how to savour the desserts properly, it was his duty as cjs's hyung after all.

(Cale found himself being sandwiched btw two demon tiddies later and was wrecked till he was a sobbing, incoherent mess - his assignments forgotten in favour of getting fucked by those huge cocks )

[lemonade-sama]

LeeRok

Krs's legs trembled as he desperately tried to get away from the ironclad grip on his hip but lsh's hold on his butt was as unrelenting as ever. He dragged krs back easily enough and settled him on his lap- face buried in the sheets with his ass up in the air. 

Krs whined in complaint, his muscles were stretched enough as it is and this position was making it worse. He really shouldn't have taken up his team leader nim's offer to exercise at home. He thought he would have gotten a chance to slack but this was so much worse than the normal drill. Every nook and cranny of his body was littered with hickeys and everything aches all over but he was still being mercilessly stretched into different positions while the man moved the dildo inside him.

Tears glistened his eyes when the toy brushed against his prostate again, sending a jolt of pleasure down his spine.

"Hyunng," he begged, still trembling all over. "No more-"

"Oh? I am hyung now?" lsh gasped, as if completely surprised by krs's change of heart. As if he himself wasn't the one who promised to fuck him until krs gave in and called him hyung. 

Krs, who had severely overestimated himself, thought that he would be fine by the end of it but he was decidedly not fine just now. Why had he even agreed to this?

"Nnnghh- Hyung"

"Rok Soo-ya is a good boy" lsh smiled when krs's body was pulled taut at the praise and pushed the toy further in. 

Krs cried as his overstimulated body started trembling all over again at the onslaught of pleasure, washing over him like a tidal wave. Lsh's calloused hand ghosted over his bound cock- "so pretty," the man had said- and he forcefully stamped down the full blown whine that begged to leave his throat. He wouldn't - he wouldn-

"Hyunng-!!" 

Lsh clenched his fingers around his throbbing cock, gently undoing the knot and krs wanted to slump down if not for the hand on his butt. 

"Are you going to skip workout now?" lsh asked and his hands trailed up to pinch krs's swollen nipples again. All coherent thoughts seemed to have left the younger man and he responded back mindlessly, his voice cracky from all the moaning and crying. 

"N-no. Never. Hyung please-"

"Please what Rok Soo-yah?"

"Put it in!" krs nearly shrieked. It had been four hours and the man still hadn't taken his pants off. 

"Good boy," lsh growled and krs found himself smiling a little through the haze of his tears. Finally- finally he was going to get it. 

[lemonade-sama]

Stupid Puppy Cjs (18+)

Cjs whining, all teary eyed, as krs slowly trails his hand down his torso. Cjs trembles at every dip of his fingers. He did not know even his abs were so sensitive. Krs smirks slightly as he tugs at the elastic band of his trouser teasingly. Krs's smirk widened when a wet spot appeared on cjs's trousers. 

"Already so wet for me, what a good boy you are Jung Soo-yah"

"Rok Soo-"

" Jung Soo-yah, good puppies wait patiently for their rewards"

"Ah-!", krs pulled off his trousers in a single go and cjs flushed. Krs stared at his cock silently and cjs grew nervous. But something about that stare also made his insides feel funny. Krs flicked his cock as if he was testing something. Cjs twitched, extremely hard and his hips began canting up on their own. He wanted to feel Rok Soo's hands on his cock again.

Krs gazed down  at him as if he was looking at a particularly interesting lab rat and hummed, " You don't even know what to do with your cock and you wanted to fuck me so bad just earlier?"

Cjs whined pitifully. He will have krs no matter what. Even if that meant being taught by krs on how to pleasure him. His gaze turned heated as krs slowly straddled him and began taking his clothes off too.

"Now, Where would you like to start-"

[lemonade-sama]

Ceo lsh who has his secretary splayed out on his table-

"Secretary Kim"

Krs's breath hitched at the low dip in lsh's voice. He could feel the man getting closer, more than what was appropriate in the office. 

"Yes sir?"

"I see you haven't been paying attention during the meeting"

And whose fault was that? That bastard had the gall to say this as if he wasn't the one who placed the vibrator inside him moments before the meeting started. He had to spend the entire meeting trying not to mewl or shiver as it vibrated- albeit slowly- and sent bolts of pleasure down his spine. 

His hands twitched involuntarily when lsh came inside his personal space and began herding him backwards until he hit the edge of the table. 

"We're still in the office," krs hissed,looking at the door in alarm.

"Didn't stop you before,did it?" lsh smirked, his broad palms settling on krs's chest, feeling quite pleased with his secretary's pounding heartbeat.

"Y-you-!" lsh gently pushed him down on the table. 

Krs felt his face inadvertently heating up when his boss leaned over him and hooked his leg up on his shoulder. The motion pushed the vibrator in deeper and he moaned. 

"I knew buying that was a great choice-" lsh teased him and started unbuttoning his secretary's pants. 

Krs glared up at him, eyes glassy with tears already and he hadn't even been fucked yet. Why was his husband such a bully? 

"Hyung, are you there? Have you seen Rok Soo?" a voice called out and they stilled. Why was cjs here?!

His eyes widened in horror when he heard the door opening and swiftly kicked his husband and disappeared into the suite that was attached to his office. 

"Oof-" lsh went down, clutching his abdomen in pain. 

"Hyung-! Where are- Gasp! Do you have a stomach ache? Are you alright?" 

Lsh could only nod miserably, gritting his teeth at the missed opportunity while cursing cjs internally.

[lemonade-sama]

New nsfw acc!!!! :D