Lemonade Fire

[beautiful-things-4]

@mypinkandgreengarden on instagram

[horrrifiction]

time: [passes]

me: what

[capacity]

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

[zenobiatavares]

[oceanpoppy]

You

[awkward-but-nice]

he asked me “you’re not a criminal, are you?” and i said “no” you know, like a liar

Monty Navarro, probably (via awkward-but-nice)

[glitteriztical]

Friend:

[theandrewlloydwebbermemorialpool]

Sibella: Monty, I do love you! And had I not been so sure that you loved me, I should never have risked marrying Lionel!

Monty: 

[mysharona1987]

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

Literally though

[guillotinaturner]

[popculturebrain]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Cheddar Dies: Stewart the Corgi, Who Played Capt. Holt’s Beloved Dog, Dead at 13

Stewart, the corgi who played Capt. Holt’s dog Cheddar on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, died this week at age 13. His owner broke the news on Instagram Tuesday, sharing that “my precious boy Stewart crossed the rainbow bridge today” after enjoying a day full of his favorite food and activities.

[fierceatheart]

[chromolume]

I don’t agree with tumblr’s whole “you can’t enjoy this thing because it’s problematic” vibe, but watching Friends is weird now knowing that the actor who played Chandler led an invasion of Japan in 1863, which led to the forceful Westernisation of the isolated country.

[lamiasinstockings]

1853.

[chromolume]

I’m sorry, yes, the actor who played Chandler in Friends invaded Japan in 1853, not 1863.

[profeminist]

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

[profeminist]

UPDATE:

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

-  Erin Biba 

[elodieunderglass]

Hey that last one is a Mood

[bbcwhereareyou]

So typical. 🙄

I’m also laughing hard at that guy in Kenya dropping everything immediately to talk about how wrong the Lion King is.

[taahko]

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

[taahko]

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

[daniel-oneiroi]

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

[aliciavikander]

Mulan (2020) dir. Niki Caro

[bubonickitten]

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out  🎶 you better wATCH OUT  🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT  🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt  🎶