Again? Really?

Julianna. 45. Too much hair. Too many opinions. INFJ. Human Feelings Fountain. Mom via adoption plus bonus kids. She/Her. Just trying to Leslie Knope the shit out of my life. ACAB.

[guillotinaturner]

In Today’s Edition of No Context Theatre:

“The issue isn’t so much that I can’t come up with enough material about sexually transmitted diseases, it’s more that I don’t know enough about skateboarding.”

[gengario]

*sees a cat in the window* wish you were my friend. bye for now.

[itscyran]

REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

[pandoranora2019]

It has indeed changed, or I have. Or both.

[some1s-sista]

Yup

[guillotinaturner]

I saw so many of yalls titties. It was so great.

[homunculus-argument]

Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.

[winters-r0se]

give a man half a mask, and he'll stalk the sewers of paris for 20 years or something then attack a fancy ball i think I wasn't paying attention

[guillotinaturner]

I will never stop laughing at these.

[itsblobross]

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

homesick for an alternate timeline

[guillotinaturner]

Friday I had to deal with a kid who told a girl he’d kill her and “wouldn’t even care about getting a felony because it’d be worth it”. Then doubled down on it once he got to my office and looked confused when I was like my guy, these are things we just can’t say out loud. 4th grader.

I was really selfishly hoping he’d deny it because then I’d have much less paperwork to do 😂

[librarycards]

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

[guillotinaturner]

Bought this at the used bookstore this weekend and got very excited about it. I swear I was cool once.

[guillotinaturner]

MAYBE DONT EAT A KALE SALAD AND DRINK A POPPI AT THE SAME TIME FOR LUNCH UNLESS YOUR AFTERNOON SCHEDULE IS LIKE REAL OPEN

[guillotinaturner]

Proof of Life and also another edition of No Context Theatre

[teathattast]

[guillotinaturner]

Todays proof of life is also an episode of no context theatre

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

jimmy carter stayed long enough to vote for who he hoped would be the first Black female president and then noped out before he had to live through another presidency of the orange man who somehow beat her

fair enough, man