The Basement is Flooded

Birdie. 33. queer nerd. she/they. it's pure chaos here.

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[myescape-mydesires]

When he says, “You’re adorable” he means he wants to fuck you in the most filthiest way. 😘

[longseasons]

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[primulaceas]

Bernhard Schlink, The Reader (translated by Carol Brown Janeway)

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[georgiaokeeffe]

[lemonborn]

So we've been texting to finalize our plans for Friday. And my brain had a totally normal and not at all ridiculous response by turning off my text notifications 🫠🫠

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[sim-jaeyuns]

Captain Gregor | The Bad Batch 1.14

[sangrientojoe]

"What the Jedi Code Teaches Us About Losing Everything" - Kieran Kelly

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[rodentwithmanners]

oh no i slipped and sucked on your thumb all sloppy while looking up into your eyes and zoning out

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw