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just-shower-thoughts

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

blindbirdnerd

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman

i love old ladies

i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive my husband if it kills me”

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“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

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“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

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“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

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“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

ossifiedocelot

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

pixelshearts

This is actually really helpful thanks

aninactivebloggfgfgf

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

marzipanandminutiae

“if you can pinch an inch” congrats you have skin and flesh like all humans

haiku-robot

“if you can pinch an inch” congrats you have skin and flesh like all humans

clientsfromhell

A family member owns a small shoe company. I’ve been working for him for years, doing flyers, brochures, and social media promotions. This time he wanted an 8.5x11 flyer that featured their shoes. These are the verbatim instructions I received.

Client: So, when I imagine how to depict that visually, what I see in my mind’s eye is a wide, winding path through a park. On the right side of the path is someone walking their dog or pushing a stroller. On the left, passing the walker is a young woman out for a jog. In a sun-drenched meadow behind a tall tree next to the path is a yoga class. On the other side of the path; a young couple sitting on a bench. And, off in the distance, a pick-up basketball game.

Client: That is a set-up that could have infinite variations in future, for our website or Facebook graphics. You could swap out the guy with a dog for a woman with a stroller or an older couple with a cane. You could swap out the yoga class with kids playing Frisbee or an aerobics class. You could swap the jogger for a bicycle rider. You could even swap out the whole park scene for a downtown city street. The key is everybody is wearing our shoes. You could even have a magnifying glass lens superimposed over some of the people’s feet to identify the different lines of shoes they are wearing.

On top of the fact that trying to put all of this on an 8.5x11 flyer would be simultaneously impossible and insane, he also somehow expected me to go out and photograph this scene myself. I am not a photographer nor did he have the budget for such a thing, so I would have to somehow get stock images of everything he was looking for and Photoshop his shoes on everyone so it looked natural.

To his credit:

Me: What you’re asking for is basically completely impossible, given your budget and basic visual limitations.

Client: I understand.

He may have missed his calling as a director.

arandomthot

mockwa

🐯 🐯 🐯

bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

ari-nemera

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10