Dragon Age meets the MCU
Solas: It’s an honor to meet you, officially
Inquisitor: (:
Solas: I mean, I sort of met you
Solas: I watched you while you were sleeping
Inquisitor: o_0
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Dragon: *doing dragon stuff*
Hawke: I want one
Aveline: No
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Varania: Leto?
Fenris: Who the hell is Leto?
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Solas: *says something in Elvish*
Non-Dalish Insquisitor: I don’t know if you noticed…
Non-Dalish Inquisitor: but I don’t sPEAK ELVISH!!1!!
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Archdemon: I have an army
Warden: we have a dog
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Fenris: *imitating Anders* Wanna hear a rousing speech about truth? Honor? Justice? Maker bless Kirkwa-
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Inquisitor: I recognize that the Exalted Council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it
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Varric: The city is exploding, we’re fighting an army of abominations and I have a crossbow. None of this makes sense.
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Zevran: his people are completely literal, metaphors are going to go right over his head.
Sten: nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Morrigan: I’m going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in Thedas.
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Varric: *about Hawke* We know each other! (S)he’s a friend from work!
Cullen: I have to get out of this country
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Warden: I know who you are, Zevran Arainai, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!
