wannabe cryptid

[Juno, 23, they/them] full time problem. hanging out. I also. sleep ,

[lemonlimetoast]

Me, waking up randomly at 5am and ruminating: my ex, my future, my career, blah blah.......

The humble smartphone: hey.... Have you ever seen an egg blow up in the microwave?

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

gay astrophage

[orisnitsa]

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: the Bugs Bunny in a tux meme, edited to say “I wish all LGBT+ folk who live in countries where pride is banned, illegal, or unwelcomed a very I love you, stay safe, Happy Pride (red, orange, yellow, green, blue heart emoji). The edited text is in all caps, with LGBT+ in rainbow lettering. End ID.]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[pangur-and-grim]

huge things are happening right now

[pangur-and-grim]

they are having an orgy, so I will take no further pictures

[joeyclaire]

[welcomingdisaster]

what level of skin care do you perform regularly*?

none

just sunscreen

just lotion/chapstick

sunscreen + lotion/chapstick

sunscreen + lotion + exfolliant

sunscreen + lotion + exfoliant + serum/toner/primer

several different kinds of the above/more than the option above

Voting ended onMay 28

*by this I mean genuinely a part of your routine, not just once in a blue moon -- things you're doing at least half the time.

[angelbabyspice]

Almost 30% of you have absolutely no skincare routine? Not a drop of moisture outside of water touches your body? I need you to know that isn’t normal actually 💔

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[strawberry-crocodile]

hello. my name red tailed hawk. there are my favorote things to do

stand on power line dead tree

get chased by small birds

thermals

[parakeet]

has anyone else noticed they still havent invented a pocket dimension where time stands still where one can go to sort their shit out? so you just have to either try in this go go go ass world to find the time, or die unresolved? just something i've noticed.

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[inatungulates]

Red-flanked duiker Cephalophus rufiflatus

Observed by schnurmacher_richard, CC BY-NC

[lemonlimetoast]

Was changing out my seconds for the first time and why does no one tell you that your hands feel fucking giant when trying to delicately hold the jewelry to remove it and put it back in 😭

[avi-mation]

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

[reimanticism]

rewatched tlok recently cuz i missed them

[stcrlghts]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand