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Me, waking up randomly at 5am and ruminating: my ex, my future, my career, blah blah.......

The humble smartphone: hey.... Have you ever seen an egg blow up in the microwave?

#midnighttalk #the sun

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Paris and Helen. Athenian red-figure hydria, Helen painter, 400 - 300 BC.

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Claudette Colbert dressed as Pierrot the Clown, 1930s

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and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

#this and it's also very like #how do I say what I'm feeling #machismo American #like #I haven't seen it so grain of salt but taking out the more mythological aspects of it or dulling them #like they want to focus on what's 'real'#very white male thing to do specifically #which also is from the colonial culture of it all #ignore me I haven't seen it but yeah

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I love the World Cup

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Annoying my cat by repeatedly cracking my fingers next to her ear until she brutally bites the shit out of me

#midnighttalk #I love her I'm just #yeah

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I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

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Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

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ollie2point0

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying