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holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order
My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
phrase added to permanent vocabulary
being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
Modelled my bedroom in SketchUp because I want to renovate my closet and the dresser I designed doesn't fit in there so I need to make sure there's space and ANYWAYS I measured the walls multiple times and came up 3/8ths of an inch short. Okay. Cool. The House
starting a collection
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me
Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.
this can't keep happening
i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug
happy its friday im a bug friday!!
I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.
Happy it’s Friday I’m a bug!
going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace
"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"
I love convincing myself I can do any hobby I choose and spending $300 on it impulsively. How else am I gonna learn stuff
cats are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.
Karachi, Pakistan.
Mauritius.
Shanghai or Beijing.
New York City
Mexico/Los Angeles
London.
Baltimore
Hong Kong
Where in Ohio?
Illinois
Panama City, FL
College Station, TX. Not a congenial place if you're allergic to goose-stepping.
fuck i love not being a mother
shout-out to the guy at the ceiling fan factory that makes sure every fan has a regular speed setting and then also a setting where it spins so fast that you just know it's going to fall out of the ceiling and kill you
If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks