Idk what to put here

Disaster child. Queer. Maaaaybe genderfluid so ask pronouns. Used to go by LemonyQueen but that was ~disphoric~ sometimes. Call me Ads

[johnnycrass]

cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

[i-am-a-fish]

I would really like to make cool art but tragically my artistic capabilities are not up to the same standard as the media I consume. in order to remedy this feeling I will continue to create absolutely nothing

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[baronafanas002]

LET ME POLL GODDAMNIT

No offense but i wish EVERYONE could make them at this point

[theasylumchild]

I think it’s so tumblr of us that the first two polls I see are a bug race and a penis

[gayfour]

Love it when you answer a poll and you pick the most common answer, like, I'm gonna get a good grade in tumblr polls, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2022

[memes of 2021]

every year i am a little bit later with this. anyway, here’s my casual list of tumblr/twitter memes i saw in 2022 in my sphere of the internet, roughly in chronological order. i’ve almost certainly missed some (or described some of the ones that are here incorrectly/incoherently), but hopefully it’s fun to read anyway!

horse plinko

john lennon’s asscrack

blorbo from shows

the fall of urfaveisunfuckable

wordle scores

guy with big eyes

(megamind) no bitches?

i am in misery / i save dick by giving it cpr / reese’s puffs

it’s me boy i’m the ps5

live slug reaction

my brother in christ

car battery dropping on jade from victorious

maidenless

homophobic dog

get drinked

tumblr blaze

tumblr crabs

ball shaving ads

debating the use of kung pow penis

elon musk buying twitter / twitter refugees on tumblr

misha collins coming out as straight

what would you do if i were a bug

video games characters at the mall

dracula daily

“hey i’m justin bieber” “and…?”

morbius

overwatch diversity chart

swedes not inviting friends to dinner

that’s why this pride month i’m partnering with x

x closed forever because a y threw up

mousegirl (nonsexual)

the lgbtq+ community has forgiven x

tumblr pikachu man

sometimes i wonder what i taste like

the final fantasy rp billboard

boris johnson resigning & ongoing uk fiasco (+ lettuce)

little guy dancing

oh look, the last ripe peach!

gougar

girl yelling in boy’s ear

circling a word in red and pointing to an image of something that sounds similar

reddit guy who fucks to cbat

modding your 3ds is easy

honestly [character] has been through so much more

gandalf big naturals

reigen winning twitter polls and then finally getting beaten by sans in tumblr sexyman contest

the queen of england dying immediately afterward (plus tons of other wild stuff)

the yaoi poll

holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd

drawing anime eyes with amongus guys

jesse pinkman’s shirt when he goes through the most traumatic experience of his life

some fandom thing turning up in a random us city/state

tree guy

investing in posts

me listening to my completely unorganized playlist

hey don’t cry. x ok?

spirit halloween costumes

goncharov

i just got laid off from twitter, i was the person responsible for the feature where x

general twitter crashing and burning

koopas dancing

you don’t like trumpet? bwaa?

in an interview, wednesday star jenna ortega revealed…

bill clinton game awards kid (unfortunately)

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

cylinder dick guy

greta thunberg vs andrew tate

different types of cube designs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I am truly in awe of the penis poll and the snail race (aiming to draw) and stuff like that. Not because Tumblr finally gave us polls and the first thing we did was use them as a medium for cooperative games that aren’t polls. But because they keep succeeding! The E poll aside (excused because I think a lot of the respondents didn’t understand the aim), these polls are really really good at getting the desired result.

Which is amazing when you think about it, because the respondents don’t see the result until they click. Until we participate, we don’t know how long the dick is! We don’t know how big the balls are! We have no idea which snail is ahead! We have to make a guess on what other users have done and behave accordingly. “Oh yeah, but there’s a lot of respondents, just using probability you can – ” do you know how much variation you get in probability? And yet every time I see those snails, they are NECK AND NECK. That penis always has appropriately sized balls that are approximately the same size, to within about 4% of the poll! You’d think everyone would play it safe and just make a dick, but no – people knew it needed balls, they made a guess as to whether other people were giving it balls, and the proportions worked out! It could’ve gone the other way; lots of people could’ve been like ‘oh I be no one is doing the balls’ and they could be massive balls with a micropenis. Or one testicle could’ve gotten all the attention by accident, and we could’ve had a single-ball cock on our hands. But respondents are predicting each others’ behaviour with amazing precision, giving us results far more precise than you’d expect from random generation over so many different polls! Those snails are at EXACTLY FIFTY PER CENT every time I see them!

I am so proud of our collectively drawn dick and balls you guys.

[howtobecomeadragon]

Goofy little Mike Wheeler posture things: he slouches around Will to look him more in the face. I made a post about this months ago, but wanted to break this scene in s3 down a bit:

when he's faking his disinterest about d&d and teasing Will, he's standing up straight. acting like he's tall, adult, above it, not a kid anymore:

as soon as it's obvious Will is upset, Mike starts slouching. the closer he gets to Will, the more he leans down, trying to look him in the face, trying to catch his eye:

this continues outside as he tries to apologize, slouching heavily:

until Will goes on the offensive, accusing Mike of destroying everything. Mike stands up straight bc he's feeling more conscious suddenly of how his behavior is being perceived and reminded of how much he's putting on a front with El and how that affects others. he gets defensive and stands up straight. he's tall, adult, above it:

but when he's talking about the hypothetical future of playing games together for the rest of their lives, he's slouching again, looking Will right in the face. this isn't him lashing out or being defensive as much, he's being genuine. he's asking "did you think that? I've thought about that" and he gets in close bc he really wants to be even with Will, wants to see how he feels about it. Mike thinks it's ridiculous, he's thinks the idea is an impossibility and something to scoff at, but he get closer to Will as he says it, not just slouching but leaning in quite a bit too:

if Will was leaning in as much as Mike was, they'd be nearly kissing, that's all I'm saying 🤷

[insultingly-purple]

Social hierarchy in 2023 on tumblr is essentially:

those who can make polls

those who can participate in polls but are unable to make them

those who can't even see them let alone participate in one

What kind of messed up world are we living in?

[nice-fecken-lady]

Tumblr staff must be so excited to finally roll out a feature that Tumblr users like and aren't bullying them for

[assiraphales]

dear diary I am still banished (do not have access to the polls feature) and am beginning to fear I will never step foot onto the promised land 

[nowmemories]

so, in this scene Mike left Will behind because he was jealous

but you're telling me that, in this scene, he wasn't? in the exact parallel? come on.

[werepaladin]

Reminder that transmascs who are very feminine, transfems who are very masculine, and non-binary people who aren’t androgynous at all still deserve their pronouns to be respected.

Presentation does not equal pronouns or gender identity, and this especially goes for people who choose to be gender non-conforming.

Be respectful, ask for pronouns even if you’re 100% sure, you may be surprised.

[ultrabright-flashlight]

Discussing mental disorders with someone and they told me to get well soon. Thank you. I will not.

[cheddar-baby]

GET SOUPED LOL

reblog to totally soup your friends!

[crymeariveronceagain]

@fintan-pyren

[gothicprep]

book banning is unequivocally bad and worth being concerned about, but it's funny how this practice has survived into the internet age, where information is more readily available than it's ever been in human history.

"ACK! my kid is going to learn Gender Queer at the school library" dude your kid has a porn machine in his pocket and you pay for it.