good evening my distinguished guests

i do not know what i'm doing on this planet bi she/her

[bunniehornz]

😐

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[greeniery]

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

[greeniery]

[greeniery]

obsessed with the lack of reading comprehension on this site

[messeretrevelyan]

[carinavetreblogs]

Well there's an answer for the Teventer architecture all over the elf areas.

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[athenasdragon]

He's literally fine he's just got a cracked skull and wrenched limb and an open wound and he's bleeding and deafened and has a broken bone

[dudewheresmynug]

Propaganda this, propaganda that. You should take a propa ganda at these Fine Dwarven Crafts, direct from Orzammar! You won't find better.

[constantinnen]

never back away from your degeneracy.

[elvenforestwitch]

I feel like people forget that the Kirkwall Chantry was the place where Anders found out they lobotomized his boyfriend for the main purpose of capturing Anders. Honestly I don’t know how he made it six years WITHOUT blowing that place up

[oobbbear]

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[bunjywunjy]

creature of all time

[gem-andromeda]

[gem-andromeda]

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[thelaughingserpent]

The courage to slay a god.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[nattousan]

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

[nattousan]

and now, the birds

Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus

[nattousan]

Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius

[nattousan]

hoo boy, ok *out of breath*

GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!

this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render

[nattousan]

speaking of obnoxious coverts:

bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata

the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it

[nattousan]

Madam....

[nattousan]

birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female

pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr

[nattousan]

*melts into goo*

BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus

genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??

nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)

[nattousan]

in other news, I am losing my sanity hairline