Lemur Cat

aka Vladimir

[unclefather]

[dajo42]

“this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”

[garbageurl]

your early 20s is super weird because i know a girl who works for the UN and knows classified america secrets but i also know a dude whos middle name on facebook is ‘kush’ 

[adelembe]

“how to write a good song” im crying this is so ironic adele you shady queen

[toocooltobehipster]

[hashtagloveloses]

well this is an interesting twist

[tastefullyoffensive]

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

Guys they want to know about my hornet leg

[slimetony]

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[realitytvshow]

[best-of-memes]

[awesome-picz]

Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.

[bipolartoot]

the party dont start till I walk out

[dayleg]

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

Dean you fucking nutcase

[daamonx]

almost as wacky as when craig made toast

[chaoticlivi]

Reasons I relate to cats

don’t touch me

wait, no, come back, i need snuggles

that’s enough snuggles

i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone

tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you

“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”

“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”

“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”

(hisses)

“i want food”

“but not this food”

(wanders around)