it's finished, it's done. you can't take loved away.

lina (she/her) / 20-something / lover of books, tv shows & evil women / sometimes i write stuff / 🐌📚🛠

[acesaru]

Me: okay brain, don’t freak out, but we’ve come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[lenaluthorssuitcollection]

i have no business being this tired i slept for 7 hours tonight

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom

[ohdarnitripped-deactivated20220]

Me, Protestant, walking into a Catholic church with many depictions of Mary: Ey look, it's Mary... ey look, it's Mary again... ey look, it's Mary again... ey look

[sandersstudies]

[lenaluthorssuitcollection]

@thatbitchwhowritesstuff look eddy

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[mistyintherivers]

one must make their OC a celesbian...more AU <3

[snickerpuffs]

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[neve-gallus-girl-detective]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

[shifgrethors]

more 2026 buffy

slayer + influencer = influeslayer.

snyder implements a phone ban at sunnydale high and angel goes on a rampage because buffy isn’t answering his paragraph-long texts throughout the school day.

internet trolls who are actual trolls.

there is a poorly handled vampire/ICE allegory.

420th episode of the show that’s about magic weed that ethan rayne sells to all the kids at sunnydale high and makes them all go crazy à la buffy in beer bad or the adults in band candy.

joyce goes on a blind tinder date and he’s a demon and buffy has to save her. buffy is horrified that joyce is on tinder and makes her delete her account. joyce joins okcupid.

drusilla is very active on reddit. she is, unfortunately, into qanon.

marti noxon writes in an acab protest episode. joss retcons it somehow in the next season.

[shifgrethors]

even more 2026 buffy

xander accidentally signs up for grindr. shenanigans ensue.

oz is bisexual and before dating willow he was in a polycule with his bandmates. willow is deeply insecure about this.

tara and willow bond at wicca club where they play in an all-witches d&d campaign whose characters end up in a slow burn romance. there is an a willow dream sequence of her and tara dressed as their PCs fighting a dragon and then kissing.

the show don’t have enough money to license a chappell roan song for a tillow scene, so they write a similar but legally distinct song to underscore the scene.

after anya becomes human, she has a lucrative side hustle of doxxing terrible men on social media. money and vengeance for scorned women, what more could she ask for.

the magic shop also has a seating section and sells matcha and muffins. this is willow and anya’s doing (anya: it brings in more money! willow: and who doesn’t love matcha!). giles hates it and grumbles about it to the scoobies.

dawn is never seen without a comedically large cup of neon colored boba tea.

buffy has a two episode arc about online shopping addiction.

eliza dushku is allowed to dyke it up as much as she wants and it’s glorious.

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[charlemane]

I haven't watched Buffy in years but I think Spike could be a butch lesbian and Buffy thinks she's a cis dude for like eight episodes at least. When she finds out otherwise she's all surprised and Spike is like "did the knockers not give it away?" (bc you know she is freebirding under those t-shirts and leather everywhere she goes) and Buffy, feministly, is like "I didn't notice the knockers!" and Xander is like "I definitely did" and Spike is like "Yeah, I know," and Willow's like "I also noticed the knockers, if that helps" and Spike is like "Thank you" and Buffy's like. Can we please stop talking about the vampire knockers

[starlitmyre]

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[punkrock-bottom]

Thank god they made your pervert kink illegal to keep us all safe. Now I can enjoy my diet pervert kink in peace knowing they’ll never come for me next

[lesbianshadowheart]

being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity