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HI GUYS IM BACK ON MY OG ACC AGAIN

if you're interacting w/ me on the new acc i made @extancyyy 3 y's: love u i am moving back here tho💗💗💗💗

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

markovchaingang

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

orpheuslament

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

thckskulll

damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#i went to work where i received my openers 2 weeks notice :( then i stopped at the grocery store before taking the subway home #there was ANOTHER stupid baseball game which i know only because my train soecifically is crazy crowded for the first 2 stops of my commute #when i got home i cooked finished reading a fanfic ate dinner and now im trying to do my lectures and forum posts before midnight #t minus 2 hours ooubh i got plany off time #end diary entry

hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

#inattentive dr pepper sausage #and no i would not recommend the dr pepper sausage #end diary entry

balaclava-trismegistus

happy pride

beadyeyes

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

twocubes

what if you combined a pressure cooker and a deep fryer and made a pressure fryer, the most dangerous kitchen implement in history

baedlyweathered

does this imply you want to heat cooking oil to past its boiling point at one atmosphere

iatrophilosophos

Its real and its called a broaster.

garaged0g

*grabs america by the shoulders* we have got to lock the fuck in. south asia and the middle east are running goddamn circles around us. we have got to come up with a more dangerous way of cooking food now or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

numberlover1729

*grabs garaged0g by the hand* worry not, the dangerous cooking crown remains firmly in the USA, as the Broaster Company is a wiscosin company

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now