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Quentin . Transmale . New York . Age 19 . Panromantic Gray-Ace . Len is great. Favorite anime/manga/video games/etc: VOCALOID, Aldnoah.Zero, Kingdom Hearts, Karneval, Noragami, other things wow

[thenatsdorf]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Lightning fast.

[lengif]

SSUP BITCHES LOOK WHO REMEMBERED THEIR TUMBLR LOGIN INFFO FUCKERS

[cacnea]

THIS DIFFERENCE

[ostracizedpoodle]

The destruction of the environment due to rapid urbanization

[melbrooks]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

IM FUCKING SCREECHING

[sailormixt-deactivated20170326]

what the fuck is this

[evilspacetrash]

The one hour version is just as rad

[polistes]

[do-over]

I feel like maybe this might be of interest to some.

[catsof-blog]

PRRRRRRRRRRR-PRRRRRRRRRRRR

[not-ellas]

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

So, basically, this is not my cat. 

But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house. 

[pinkpastelspider]

[the-fairy-squad-mother]

I’d like to introduce you to….

The pangolin

It walks on its two hind legs

Nicknamed the Walking Artichoke

or the Anteater Pinecones

They look utterly ridiculous and they are my favourite thing you’re welcome and goodbye

[dapurinthos]

That’s a fucking Sandshrew.

[bh-flint]

It’s a small dragon.

[ari-nemera]

They’re so hunchbacked that even though they walk on two legs their front feet are almost always scraping the ground.

BONUS! Tree-dwelling version!!!

Also bonus, There’s a fuckton of different kinds!

Enjoy.

Also! they’re going extinct due to poaching because people love their golden scaley pelts! These are the only mammals in existence to grow actual scales, created from fused fur, like rhino horns! If you would like to donate to their conservation fund, or find out more about Pangolins in general, go here!

http://savepangolins.org/

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

They look like small dinosaurs that didn’t get the memo about the extinction because their email was down that day.

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[spiroandthelacktones]

imagine showing this to someone from the middle ages 

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

they’d call it witchcraft and we’d all get burnt at the stake :/ 

[spiroandthelacktones]

lol and wed all just stand around and let it happen and be like 

Im the torches

Im the religous chanting

Im the funny hats 

[ask-thecrimsonreaper]

[spiritgun-blog]

Reblog money luffy in the next 20 seconds or you’ll be broke for life

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[trisabelle]

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

My dick is lingible

[solnishka1927-deactivated202504]

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

[holywaterbucketchallenge]

Coprolite - Fossilized dinosaur shit. Lovely insult imho.

[itsemmyb]

@spnfanficpond look! Stupidly specific words that may come in handy some day

[schuylering]

AMAZING

[on-the-lamb-deactivated20180415]

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

[coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy]

whats your credit card number

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

[rubykgrant]

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

[i-am-loco]

This is beautiful

[ponyo-ghibli]

[boethiah]

my favorite tumblr feature is where you click on an audio post and rather than play the song it gives you three minutes of solid silence in which to contemplate why the hell you’re using the html equivalent of frankenstein’s decaying broken monster