I like joking around. learn to deal with it.

[madamspeaker]

[mamalazzer]

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Why is she holding it like a wand

[southernalchemy-deactivated2019]

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

[gracestealingcastiel]

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context

[totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes]

Danny: I’m going over to help. Stay here and…just don’t touch anything

Dani: Yeah Yeah

Dani: (as soon as Danny’s out of sight) I’m gonna touch everything.

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

being a DM in dnd like

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

[brotheralyosha]

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

[lennnn-jokester]

@subspace-infinity no joke if tim added this to our campaign with brian i would 100% convince bugbear to touch the field.

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

being a DM in dnd like

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

[brotheralyosha]

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

[bookshop]

[tachixneko]

delilahsdawson:

dailydot:

bookshop:

Long post alert: it was too good not to reblog. 

[writingvampires]

this always makes me laugh

[coinkydirks-deactivated20190724]

I have read at least one book from each section and I hate it

[letswritesomenovels]

Late-2000s early 2010s YA had the worst covers and these trends are only just dying. 

[buuuluska]

Yo.. two of then have the same stock photos… and are next to each other xD

[foxhanbin]

AO3 updated their filters and I’m so shook??? I love this so fucking much, you have no idea. Thank you, AO3. This made my day way better, and my life so much easier.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Fictional standards for wizards: wise, mysterious, masters of their craft

How I always play wizards: med student during finals week

[listoflifehacks]

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[inspectorclarke]

“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”

“Shotgun.”

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

I’m crying

[gallifreyan-98]

As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first, a part of me wishes they waited 15 years to release it so we could use this gif

[polymerclayalchemist]

That moment when you realize rebecca sugar put ruby in a dress and saphire in a suit to make it absolutely clear that they are a wlw relationship and to also subvert the “roles” of a queer relationship that more masc women can want to wear a dress and more femme women can want to wear suits

[nocontextgoodplace]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[havanasliu]

Diana Prince + Character Tropes

[tredlocity]

ive never looked at an animated movie and go “i wish this was live action” but i have looked at a live action movie and went “i wish this was animated” countless times

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

[jaaneymann]

ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t'challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t'challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type “Okoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history

[theoneicelady]

Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract

They only had to wait for a bit more guys

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-

[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]

Hela: sick

[meatball42]

Better version than I reblogged previously

[b00k-freak]

But like, Hela getting the infinity gauntlet would probably be worse. You get how the goddess of death gaining the ability to kill everyone in the universe whenever she wants is… worse. Right?

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

sorry I’ll stop having fun

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

[iamnotlanuk]

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.