*has three mental breakdowns over a cartoon in a single weekend*

❌PROSHIPPERS/ANTI-ANTIS/NSFW/DDLG/ABDL DNI❌ (main blog is @yaizl, pfp by @yui-lover-33, header by @toonyartz) I OCCASIONALLY POST SFW G/T AKA GIANT/TINY HERE SOMETIMES. IF YOURE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT CONTEXT I TAG THE POSTS WITH #g/t AND VARIOUS OTHER TAGS RELATED TO THAT AND YOURE FREE TO BLACKLIST THEM. this is a selfship blog dedicated to my f/os, most of which are owned by my friends! harvey (#harv) is owned by @toonyartz, beatrix (#bea) is owned by @tikki-wikki, draxxel (#drax) is owned by @kitty-creator, and koziram (#kozi) is owned by me!

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

heres the improved intro to the blog!

once again i go by he/it/deer and i am a minor

[purplerosies-deactivated2022-de]

imagine your f/o applying lipstick to kiss you ♡

[yaizl]

hi- what’s an f/o? like, what’s it stand for?

oh hello!! boy do i got an infodump for you

so basically-- an f/o in long is a "fictional other". generally this refers to the fictional character in a relationship between said character and the real person that gained feelings for them, and its very prominent in the selfshipping community. think of it like the sans fangirl epidemic from 2015-2017 but minus the toxicity and gatekeeping

f/os arent only for selfshipping though-- they can also refer to subgenres such as "platonic f/os" (characters that are basically your imaginary friends) and "familial f/os" (characters that you regard as family-figures, like parents, siblings, grandparents, etc.) theres probably other subgenres out there that i havent exactly heard of though.

of course, this isnt to be confused with waifuism, aka people that consider themselves to be in relationships with anime characters (predominantly cishet men that think theyre married to anime girls) because unlike selfshipping, waifuism generally has a more delusional undertone to it along with a lot more toxicity in that community (discouraging polyamory, the community being prominent with loli/shotacon and overall fetishization, and discouraging casual or "comfort/therapudic" involvement with your fictional partner since you have to be completely devoted to them)

the selfshipping community is a more lenient and encouraging community that lets you selfship with whoever you want, no matter how casual or devoted you are, and no matter your orientation and identity. :) that is ofc unless youre a proshipper/anti-anti and you selfship with an underaged character when youre an adult or if you try to make the selfship seem incestuous, thats when some problems start to come up

tl;dr, f/os are "fictional others" that you consider yourself to be in a relationship with (but not always literally), whether it be romantic, sexual, platonic, or familial.

[xwingships]

oh to use my f/os thighs as a pillow whilst they play with my hair and i fall asleep in their lap <3

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

"i cant f/o any character that isnt owned by my friends!" said me like a week ago in the tags of a reblog

oh how was i wrong

[liquidstar]

why do people get so offended when someone says shit like “i hit pro shippers with my car”? like obviously theyre not really hitting anyone with their car, so why are you mad if its just pretend? do you think their words have impact even if theyre not actually literally hitting you with a car? even if theyre only pretending to? even if its fictional it can hurt and effect real people? so you agree, fiction effects reality?

[but-thats-its-own-love-story]

Imagine Your F/O

intent on spoiling you to an unreasonable extent after you've had a bad day.

(OR Imagine your S/I intent on spoiling your F/O to said unreasonable extent, but the text wouldn't really change enough to make two versions in this instance and the 'you being spoiled' post was more popular last time.)

(Also sorry I'm really touch starved right now so if you don't like hairplay, somewhat intimate sensory details (although nothing really explicit), or your F/O all over you, this might not be the (very long) imagine you're looking for.)

-"Welcome home, Darling~"

-"I can already tell today was bad, so how about we call 'today' officially over. Let's skip the couch tonight and get you straight into bed~"

-"Once you're safe in my arms, you can listen to me ramble about how I'm going to spend all of tomorrow spoiling you, until 'today' fades out into a warm and pleasant sleep~"

-"Don't worry if it's just for a short nap like last time. I just want your bad day to be over as soon as possible, and an excuse to hold you tightly in your soft, comfy pajamas and whisper sweet nothings in your ear until everything else just melts away~"

-"'Tomorrow' starts as soon as you wake up, and lasts as long as you need it to~ I'm fully prepared to spoil you until you feel better, no matter how long it takes~"

-"Oh I'm not exaggerating in the slightest. No. *strokes your hair* Matter. *strokes your hair* How. *strokes your hair* Long. *scoops you into a bridal carry* It. *wait, since when were you in your pajamas?* Takes~ *deep pressure of their hands on your back pulls you into their chest, as the familiar warmth of your weighted heating blanket makes your eyelids flutter* *strokes your hair*"

-"You think I'll get tired of caring for you? Oh Darling, my devotion is deep as the ocean~ Maybe even deeper, like your eyes~ You know, the ones I'd still be staring into right now, if they weren't getting too heavy to keep open~ *strokes your hair*"

-"You think you're not worth caring for? That's just the Bad Thoughts lying to you again... We'll see if they're still convincing after several days of me spoiling you literally every waking moment~ *strokes your hair*"

-"What about [chronic fatigue, or any other condition or aspect of your physical health that requires long-term care and will never go away]? I already said I'd never get tired of taking care of you, didn't I? That means for life. That includes tomorrow... *strokes your hair* and the tomorrow after that... *strokes your hair* and the tomorrow after that... *strokes your hair*"

-"Not enough spoons? I'll take care of it for you~ *strokes your hair* I'll keep track of any medication you need... *strokes your hair* make sure you stay hydrated... *strokes your hair* run you warm baths to ease your fatigue... *strokes your hair* get you on the spa table and give you slippery soap scrubs that feel like massages... *strokes your hair* wash your hair with your favorite scented lather... *strokes your hair* imagining that last one right now, aren't you~? *strokes your hair* give you actual massages... *strokes your hair*

-"What if you get so comfy you never want to get out of bed? Yeah I'm pretty sure you're well past half-asleep at this point~ *strokes your hair* Well, I'll build you a nice safe pillow fort to live in... *strokes your hair* with fairy lights and couch cushions so you can still nap on the couch even in bed... *strokes your hair* Looks like a new position just opened up for a professional weighted heating blanket tester... *strokes your hair* comes with unlimited hairplay *strokes your hair* *strokes your hair again to reinforce that last point* and nightly cuddle benefits... *strokes your hair* oh look, you're hired already... *strokes your hair* I'll cook all your favorite meals... *strokes your hair* serve them to you in bed... *strokes your hair* bring you [snacks, tea, books, games, etc]... *strokes your hair* carry you to the bathroom so you never technically have to get out of bed, even for that... *strokes your hair* make the bed for you, and change the sheets whenever they get messy while you're soaking in the tub... *strokes your hair* change you into fresh pajamas once you're basically a warm puddle... *strokes your hair* carry you back home to bed... *strokes your hair* then it's back to work... *strokes your hair* that weighted heating blanket isn't going to lull you to sleep by itself... *strokes your hair* you can sleep as long as you like... *strokes your hair* and when you wake up in my arms... *strokes your hair* it'll still be tomorrow... *strokes your hair* and I'll do it... *strokes your hair* All. *strokes your hair* Over. *strokes your hair* Again~ *strokes your hair* I love you. *strokes your hair* Forever... *strokes your hair* and ever... *strokes your hair* and... *strokes your hair*

-"...wait you actually heard all that? 😳 But I literally stroked your hair 45 times... You just wanted to say... you love me too...? 😳Oh. ☺️Oh... 🥰"

-"...and you're out like a light."

-"See you tomorrow~ *strokes your hair a 46th time*"

[selfshipseaside]

♡ Imagine your touch starved f/o beginning to crave your attention! Maybe they grew up without hugs, or simply never cared for the physical affection of others until they met you. It wasn’t long after you hugged them for the first time, or held their hand to guide them somewhere only for a few moments did they realize they wanted more. You might catch them glancing at your hands or your body, simply craving to be near and closer, to press their body against yours in an embrace they never once received previously.  The closer you both get the more they yearn for your affection. Hands through their hair or touching their head, kisses on their forehead, cheek, jaw and neck. Holding your hands as you lay close to each other, pressed into the crook of your neck, buried and never wanting to leave. They might just cling to you after a while, your loving touch is a powerful one, something they can’t get enough of now. They love feeling loved, and that you provide to them. 

[starburst-selfship]

The feminine urge to passionately make out with your f/o

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

crying so hard right now/pos/r

[jesterwife]

@ selfshippers what was your honest first impression of your main f/o

[cinna-vanilla]

here's a loving reminder for fat self-shipper's that your f/o truly, deeply finds you attractive. they love the folds of your skin. they adore the shape of your body. they think - know - you look wondrous. you leave them starstruck and enchanted.

they think every detail of your form compliments you perfectly. your stomach (no matter how much it hangs or droops), your thighs (whether large or small, proportionate or otherwise), your arms (even if you struggle to find clothing to accommodate them), and any other insecurity you may have.

pr0ship // anti-anti dni

[come-imagine-with-me]

Applicable for all types of f/o (QPR, Familial, Platonic, Romantic)

If you're an artist, imagine your f/o absolutely loving your art!

If you're shy about letting people watch you draw, that's okay! They're more than happy to wait until you're ready to show them- your f/o will never try to sneak a glance or try to make you show them if you're not comfortable with it for whatever reason and furthermore, they don't require a reason; they love you, so of course they'll respect your boundaries!

If you like drawing people, imagine how honored and zazzed your f/o would be if you asked them to model for you- you could even make an even more fun time of it by picking out their outfit too!

If you prefer drawing animals, imagine your f/o taking you to the local zoo/aquarium, watching animal documentaries with you, and helping you build a Pinterest board full of animal references to help inspire you!

Whatever you like to draw as your subject, your f/o is in awe of you. You're making things- putting something out into the universe! And they think it's the coolest thing ever! Of course they want to support you!

Please imagine your f/o so excited and honored to find out that you drew them or drew something for them- think of them handling the paper / regarding the PNG file with the sweetest smile, putting it on the icebox or in their wallet or absolutely the wall at home ( if it's digital, think of them printing it out to put on their wall!)!

Your f/o will say all sorts of things regarding their favorite parts of whatever art piece you make but it's definitely clear whether they say it or not that their absolute favorite part of the piece is always your signature- who else can say they own your art, one of a kind and made with love?

please don't be negative about your own art in the tags / comments. This is a post to celebrate your art skills no matter where they are on the chart that you use to measure them.

To follow that up, I want to say for those that need to hear it, if you ever struggle with liking your own art, your f/o is always there to hype you up!! Please listen to them, they mean what they say and they'd be so sad if you ever stopped creating things you enjoy; they're there for you to remind you that it's not about the likes or comparing yourself to other artists but instead it's about how much creating art makes you happy so please,

Never stop creating that which makes you happy✨💚!!

(p.ro.shi.pper.s, t.er.fs, ra.ci.sts DNI)

[fo-enjoyer]

Give me a F/O of your I'll draw BUT with a twist!

Don't worry doesn't have to be romantic

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

heres multiple images of him since his current design hasnt been drawn canonically yet, its just been discussed hgfkjgfd

the last two drawings were by me :)

[fo-enjoyer]

Don't look at this post if you're still waiting for a drawing

I don't know anything about your F/O obviously because it's your OC I'm assuming so you probably know more about them than most people, but I pick what I thought would be accurate aka I saw them, and knew exactly what I was going to do. He is now a fluffy keychain I would have made his fluff the color of his hair, but I couldn't find it so I just went with the gray that you have for backgrounds anyway hope you enjoy!

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

im sorry i had to

[fo-enjoyer]

Give me a F/O of your I'll draw BUT with a twist!

Don't worry doesn't have to be romantic

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

heres multiple images of him since his current design hasnt been drawn canonically yet, its just been discussed hgfkjgfd

the last two drawings were by me :)

[knifefather]

your f/o thinks your belly is cute 💗

[lennycriesoverfictionalfatmen]

google how to stop looking for material of your f/os voice claim like once a week