Tchaikovsky is dangerous

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[lenskij]

procrastinated on doing the coursework and suddenly I have time pressure?? oh the consequences of my actions!

[kosmogrl]

[vieraslaji]

voi ei

[vieraslaji]

voitte käyttää kaikkia pronomineja mulle PAITSI genetiiviä. en tykkää siitä

[bintro]

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[cutecipher]

think i got music poisoning

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[breakbeatbun]

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[anxiousbiscuit]

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.