It's quicker and easier to eat your young

Pat. 28. I want to break free.

[fandaniel]

sitting cutely

[red-box-cult]

Figured tumblr would appreciate my salmon painting

[theonion]

Sighing in frustration as she turned another page devoid of sexual content, Lord Of The Rings reader Adrienne Heeren told reporters Wednesday that she couldn’t believe how long it was taking for Sam and Frodo to fuck. “Don’t get me wrong—I love a slow-burn, friends-to-lovers kind of thing, but I’m on the third book, and they haven’t even kissed yet,” said Heeren, who noted that while she was enjoying love interests Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins’ flirtatious banter and dynamic, she was quickly growing impatient while waiting for the eroticism to kick in.

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[thexphial]

Old person question

Do you use an actual computer at home?

Yes, a desktop

Yes, a laptop

Yes, both desktop and laptop

No, but I have a tablet

No, I do everything on my phone

Other

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

[probablily]

it's beautiful that this app has become the Pictures of Hudson Williams app

[anxietyproblem]

[dogpuppy]

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[mevil]

[theonion]

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[maskrosfe]

Pink hair AND pronouns. There's no one quite like him!

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever had a matcha latte?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[melongifts]

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

[yesornopolls]

Do you habitually watch, listen to, or read the news?

Do you habitually watch, listen to, or read the news?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours