Monkey, M.D.

Future Monkey, M.D.

[puremoonchild]

snoopy latte art

[assortedriceballs]

NOT THE MUSIC ROOM ANGST AGAIN

[assortedriceballs]

Hyperspecific poll in which all apply to me!

Lying to your landlord about the number of pets you own

Hates donuts

Has a therapist named Elizabeth

Has been to Fiji

Birthday on the 13th of the month

Owns a pulse oximeter

Collects glass animal figurines

Sang in a school talent show once

Ate peanut butter straight from the jar today

More than one apply to me (which ones?)

None apply to me

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Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

[assortedriceballs]

How do i begin to explain Jeremy Jordan? Jeremy Jordan is flawless. Jeremy Jordan has two fendi purses and a silver lexus. I heard Jeremy Jordan's hair is insured for 10 thousand dollars. I hear Jeremy Jordan does car commercials. In Japan. Jeremy Jordan's favorite movie is Varisty Blues. One time Jeremy Jordan met John Stamos on a plane. And he told him he was pretty. One time Jeremy Jordan punched me in the face. It was awesome.

[leo-the-monkey]

Copypasta

[assortedriceballs]

Was so afraid they would let Gabe off the hook but they snuck it in there at the end 😭😭😭 but now is Medusa's head just chillin in the hallway waiting to be found?!

[assortedriceballs]

Luke's monologue hits so much harder since they spent literally the whole season emphasizing how unfair and neglectful the gods are. Like he doesn't seem as much of a villain as he did in the book?! AND they had Annabeth listening in?! All I can hear is Luke's voice echoing "she's my little sister..." in my head over and over and over and I want to curl up into a ball and die.

[when-we-drive-away-in-secret]

ASOUE Character Playlists

You can find the list of ship playlists (both romantic and platonic) here

Violet Baudelaire

Klaus Baudelaire

Sunny Baudelaire

Beatrice II

Quigley Quagmire

Carmelita Spatz

Count Olaf

Esmé Squalor

Beatrice Baudelaire

Dr. Georgina Orwell

Kit Snicket

Jacques Snicket

Lemony Snicket

Jerome Squalor

Geraldine Juliene

Olivia Caliban (Book!Verse)

Olivia Caliban (Show!Verse)

Jacquelyn Scieszka

VFD

I am constantly editing/changing these, most of them aren't really in a coherent order yet and some of them are currently ridiculously short because I haven't quite found the niche of songs for that character yet, but hey! Here you go ^.^ (also I will be making and linking a masterpost for each one explaining why I chose all of the songs, but if anyone ever has any song recommendations or wants to know about a specific song that's already on there, feel free to send me an ask!)

[assortedriceballs]

So glad they were able to to include Crusty's in the show. He was exactly as I imagined! Wish i gotten to see Grover amd Annabeth stretched just a littttleee though maybe... 👀

[assortedriceballs]

Grover really needed that stress ball.

[assortedriceballs]

Awww cerberus is just a big ol' goofy good boi. GIVE HIM THE BALL

[assortedriceballs]

I knew they would lose one of the pearls Rick just wanted to give us FALSE HOPE

[assortedriceballs]

Rip percabeth moments but glad Percy and Grover are getting some one on one time 🤧

[assortedriceballs]

Younger Percy not understanding why his mom has to send him away 💔 and Sally struggling so hard to do what is best for her son 🤧

[assortedriceballs]

Did "This only ends one way, the only question is how difficult you make it" parallels break your heart as much as they broke mine

[assortedriceballs]

The conversation between Poiseidon and Sally was a great addition that absolutely broke my heart. Well done writers.

[assortedriceballs]

The CLIFFHANGER GOD FUCKIGN DAMMIT

[assortedriceballs]

HOW in the name of the GODS are they gonna fit everything into ONE more episode someone explain