DeadAssBlog

Random shit I find and like.

[bisexual-kaidan-alenko]

Araki: 

[ya-girl-kari]

It’s even worse when comparing Koichi to Giorno.

[bisexual-kaidan-alenko]

You are absolutely right

[flanneldragon]

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

[leolion024]

Me: Aw man I wanna wake up eeaarrlly tomorrow!

Also me: *stays up until 3 am doing nonsensical things on the internet*

[leolion024]

why do people follow me i havent posted anything in forever and im not even that funny

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

you know that feeling when your embouchure goes to shit and the note quivers like a Damn Earthquake just hit and your emotions do the same? yeah, that feeling is why i cry

[flutejesus]

is this a thing that happens a lot in brass

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

those spit puddles are actually tears caused by this

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[missgingerlee]

Um…I really like this. 

[troublesneglectyou]

I don’t think that’s how you tuba…

[knittinggiantbeanies]

“Habu”

[cyberbanjo-deactivated20191015]

“Habu”

[pleading-eyes-deactivated201909]

“Habu”

[awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps]

“Habu”

[shelbeanie]

“Habu”

[charleydriftwood]

“Habu”

[piratedragqueen]

“Habu”

[knittinggiantbeanies]

“Habu”

[chongoblog]

“Habu”

[knittinggiantbeanies]

“Habu”

[cyberbanjo-deactivated20191015]

“Habu”

[pleading-eyes-deactivated201909]

“Habu”

[awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps]

“Habu”

[kaelynisnotonfire-blog]

“Habu”

[crimkrai-blog]

“Habu”

[determindpencil]

“Habu”

[sodapopsgt]

“Habu”

[spottermiz]

“Habu”

[charleydriftwood]

“Habu”

[awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps]

“Habu”

[chongoblog]

“Habu”

[leolion024]

"Habu"

[leolion024]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[everydaylouie]

musical words 🎶

[omg-horns]

JUST WATCH IT OK

[shmuringg]

Holt shit

[omg-horns]

YES

[eatsthomas]

I am scared and confused.

[omg-horns]

(:

[my-mental-quo]

I love this….those kids are geniuses…and do they actually know how to play/tongue/bow the instrument they were playing in that video? Not doubting them or anything it just looked like they swapped instruments….

[maxopferkuch]

Ok, as the person in the blue shirt on the left, I can explain what is going on here.

On the far left, you see a clarinetist playing a broken cello.  She does not know how to play the cello.  (Nor does that cello have any intention of being played.)

My friend and I are collectively playing a frankenstein of an instrument that I like to call the “Eb bassooninet.”  It’s an Eb clarinet with a bassoon bocal attached. It sounds like a dying duck.

The bassoonist in the middle is the only one playing a normal instrument normally.

Second from the right, you see a clarinetist playing half a clarinet.

Finally, on the far right you see a clarinetist playing a Bb clarinet that is pulled out so far at every joint that it approximates an A clarinet.

The best part about this video is that everyone is actually a really accomplished musician, not that you’d guess it xD

[ar-mah]

[exeuntnoctis-deactivated2025103]

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

[connanro]

x

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[rawrbot]

Welp! Made a pretty short compilation of a few of my favorite vines because it’s 2 am and I’m not going to bed