PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz
Kaledo Art
if i look back, i am lost
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dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
shark vs the universe
Three Goblin Art
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
NASA
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
izzy's playlists!
Acquired Stardust
oozey mess
RMH
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@leonadawnchaser
can this please get a reblog if you believe rp ships don't have an expiration date?
like unless there was some fall out that happened along the way. and whether it’s been a long or short while since our ship interacted and/or since we as muns have spoken/plotted something about it, you’d still be cool with starting that ship over or perhaps picking up where they left off ??
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is fulmetal alchemist a good first time anime?
ive never watched any anie (besides maybe an anime movie or pokemon or aggretsuko but that doesnt count) but ive never seen a full on anime series and i heard good things about fma:b
is it a goof first time anime? im curious about it. or should i go for some thing else im bored and i want to watch somehting
okay! im watching FMA: brotherhood (since u guys said that was the better version) should i watch the dubbed version? i dont normally like subs. but did the dub change anything drastically about it? (like a shitty 4kidz dub where they remove violence or the gays ™ or whatever.) is it ok to watch the netflix dub?
markiplier escaped the LA gangs and went into the anime world to hide
You will look back on this & hopefully be able to laugh at your Markiplier joke…
bitch the fuck are you talking about
ok what the actual fuck is this thing
WHAT THE FUCK
“i dont JUST gush over my daughter”
“i gush over my wife too!”
ok i change my mind i fucking love this guy
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
(@arsenal-malmar) "Wow! I never thought there would be a day that I would get to meet the sun aspect herself!"
Leona turned and tossed some of her red hair over her shoulder, a bright and warm smile stretched across her lips. “It is more than coincidence that we meet. Though, the honor is mine, dear guest.” She said with a bow.
@arsenal-malmar
“More than coincidence? What makes you say that?”
Standing up, she chuckled.
“Nothing is coincidence, dear yordle. Every meeting is planned somewhere, to someone.” She gave another small chuckle and smile.
I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
Might be my favorite joke of the series
HOT DAMN
Fake relationship
“I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”
“Please just pretend you know me.”
“I thought you’d never show up!”
“One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”
“You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”
“What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”
“But I don’t even know your name!”
“I’m not sure we can pull this off.”
“They’re going to be furious if they find out.”
“I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”
“Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”
“If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”
“Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”
“I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”
“I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”
“I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”
“I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”
“Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”
“You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”
“This is temporary, I promise!”
“This is only temporary, right?”
“So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”
“I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”
“Of all the people here, why me?”
“Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”
"....So you're my dad?" Brown hair smooth as silk framing her face. "It makes sense why mom taught me about yordles."
He only closed his eyes and took a deep breath, not looking at her. “Well? Are you disappointed?”
tynen-nalo:
Her spear did connect, piercing into his back. It didn’t go too deep, but it was enough for him to roar out in pain. He reached back and grabbed the spear, ripping it from her hands as he did her other weapon, tossing it to the ground.
“You rely too much on your weapons, Elizabeth. Show me that you can fight without them.”
Eli gasped, her weapons torn from her and on the ground a ways away, too far to feasibly run and get them. A small, almost panicked look crossed her face and she brought her hands up to block any possible attack her father.
“A good fighter can be as skilled with their weapons as they are without them.” She said, quietly muttering under her breath, “I just hope I learned well enough from mom.”
back?
I’M SORRy I’VE BEEN GONE SO GOD DAMNED LONG!!! Holy shit, I didn’t mean to disappear on ya’ll, it’s been chaotic. But I’m trying to get back in the swing of things properly I swear.
((from @twitch-the-plague-rat)) "The only thing the sun is good for, is what it does to milk"
Leona cringed and her nose scrunched at the smell of the rat who had brought himself closer.
“The sun is better than that. It does more than curdle milk.” She grumbled, not wanting the rat to stay any longer than he had to. The smell alone was enough to make her want to grab the nearest bucket.
@twitch-the-plague-rat
“HA”
“Name one good thing the sun does other than getting in your eyes and giving you sunburns”
(( @leonadawnchaser ))
She cringed again, a grimace on her face at the rat’s less than favorable opinions of the source of her own powers.
“Growing the plant life around us, providing warmth. I can think of many things other than sunburns and being in one’s eyes.”
@randombird53
“What….a Solari?” He asked as he looked at her hand for a moment as he approached slowly. He was still wary of the strange woman and would continue to be cautious as he made his way near her but did not take her hand in case it was a trap.
She smiled and kept her hand open to him before motioning towards herself.
“The Solari are my people. I am their champion, their ruler.” Leona pointed at the locket with her other hand. “They created that locket. And they can keep you safe as we do many people on the mountain.”
With a bit of hesitation, the small boy would place his hand in hers. “So you lady king?” He asked as he tilted his head, trying to understand her a bit. “And how protect mountain people?”
With a small chuckle, she closed her hand around his and slowly led him into the mountain, the golden gates behind her.
“I am a champion of the Sun. I protect them with magic.” She slowly explained, making a note in her head to help the child learn to speak later. “I am their leader.”
(@arsenal-malmar) "Wow! I never thought there would be a day that I would get to meet the sun aspect herself!"
Leona turned and tossed some of her red hair over her shoulder, a bright and warm smile stretched across her lips. “It is more than coincidence that we meet. Though, the honor is mine, dear guest.” She said with a bow.
@arsenal-malmar
A lovely commission I got from @ask-nami of casual Leona
AAAAAAAHHH @leonadawnchaser
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Eep it’s Sunshine senpai...)
NSFW Starters
Send one as my muse does unsafe work practices to….
✂️ - Notice my muse holding scissors wrong
🗑 - See my muse start a trash can fire
⚱️ - Catch my muse standing on a wobbly rolling office chair
🖇 - See my muse put their bowl of paperclips near their computer fan
📄 - Watch my muse get a paper cut when organizing papers
💻 - See my muse put a class of water on their laptop
🔐 - Watch my muse forget to lock up their work station
🖋 - Watch my muse chewing on the tip of a leaded pen
🗄 - See my muse standing by an unsteady filing cabinet that could collapse on them
📚 - Peek past a large stack of books that could tower on my muse if they shake their desk too much
💊 - See my muse chug 3 5-hour energy drinks at 4 pm
🔫 - Get held at gunpoint by my muse with all the other workers who finally snapped at the boss
💉 - Do crack cocaine with my muse behind the printing machine
🚬 - Smoke in a non-smoking zone and get caught by my muse
🗞 - Roll up the paper and smack my muse with it
The growing presence of racists in American Pagan communities threatens to tear the faith apart.
This is not news, but it is an important read, especially for people who were previously unaware of the trend of neo-Nazis stealing pagan symbols for their own.
If you are an anti-racist, anti-fascist pagan, keep doing what you are doing, you are keeping the fight alive
If you are an anti-racist, anti-fascist person who is not a pagan, help us spread the word of this, stand in solidarity with us as we kick the fascists out of our communities
If you are a fascist pagan, fuck off, this faith is a peaceful one
No platforms for fascists.
~ Max
Again I’m not pagan, but shit like this really pisses me off, the old God’s would think you a fool to have such a tiny tiny brain that you only use for hate, get over yourselves, not everything is about you and you are not welcome in this community
Ireland’s got it’s own bullshit going on, we don’t need American Nazis coming over too
winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it
#don'ttrytotellmeshe'snotthetop
Okay but can we all just think about it for a second. Hades is definitely a switch. Maybe Persephone is too. They obviously have a kidnapping kink. Don’t even try to tell me that Hades comes in from a long work day of souls and shit and Persephone’s there, looking all “Oh Mother! No! Look! It’s the lord of the underworld, off to carry me away to his world so i may never see these shitty harvests and people again until they die. Oh, the horror! Save me!” And Hades is all like “Honey. AGAIN? It’s been three times this week. We’ll need to start having some poor Shade play the part of your mother.” Then when Persephone is feeling pretty toppy, she does the whole 180 thing on Hades and he has to keep from dropping to his knees to worship his wife (and fails almost every time.)
I’m not too proud to admit I was short-sighted.
Although I’ll offer at least one exception to the last one; he arrives to find Persephone in one of his own dark tunics on his throne (not really a throne but everyone’s got a favorite chair), her skull set ablaze with blue flames and making declarations for him to submit to her will, so that their passions will unleash the Titans and siege Olympus.
Her husband just scowls and folds his arms. “You know I hate that stupid cartoon; now put that out before you set my gardening books on fire.”
Persephone mutters and pats the flames out with her hands. “I won’t argue about the complexion, but as for the fire, I keep telling you it would look fine AF…”
Hades is that one really unassuming guy with the punk wife who picks up his wife’s fashion by osmosis and ends up with a really badass sidecut and on-point eyeliner game even though he’s deep down prep as fuck.
my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.
