L-131811: Leonard Imerick

Crash Bandicoot OC RP account. L. Imerick is a lab assistant who dreams of becoming an evil scientist like his bosses. He is in complete denial that he is a robot. Mun is 21+ BUT NSFW IS NOT ALLOWED HERE.

[leonardimerick]

Android L-131811 (Leonard Imerick or L. Imerick for short.) is one of the scientists' many, many lab assistant minions. He is unaware that he is a machine and actually believes himself to be human. The only explanation that makes sense for all of these identical fellows running about is that they are the clones and he is the original. He strives to be an evil scientist as well someday and to be recognized by the other doctors as such. Don't let his name fool you. Though it may be based upon riddles and puns, he is actually rather serious. Unless, of course, something is wrong in his circuitry. If he is tired, Low on power, or damaged, he will speak in riddles, awful puns, and poems.

(Side blog. Follows back from elsewhere.)

[buggybugaboo]

"Hi, I'm Bug!"

"I'm a weapon of mass destruction, created by one of the greatest supervillains of all time, the great Dr. Neo Cortex, before being sent back to my dad, another of the greatest supervillains of all time! The screens kept saying "error" and "failure", but I'm sure that's just because Cortex made me so powerful I overloaded his systems... I'm gonna be a supervillain too when I grow up and I'm gonna be among the bestest!"

Bug gives you a rock as an introduction gift.

[dr-narcissa-igma]

Alright everyone, listen up!

@n-odious-tropy @nthropoid @iris-rainbow @leonardimerick @two-distant-stars

The upcoming battle is fast approaching, and there's plenty of tasks that need to be assigned. We can't let the Hull Cutter's crew win this fight.

- Direct combat: We'll need a skilled fighter to launch an assault on the Hull Cutter directly, take the fight directly to Cortex.

- Weapons convoy and treasure: Jacob has unfortunately decided to add an extra layer of challenge to the fight, by hiring a convoy of gear to venture through the jungle, as well as hiding treasure. I'll grant you temporary access to my island-wide security system to track the convoy and scope out the jungle.

- Handle the ship: Someone needs to stay behind and steer the ship, man the cannons, etc.

- Confront the captain: I myself will be confronting Scurvy directly. It's absolutely imperative that I talk to him, so we cannot take his life or injure him in any capacity.

I'll be awaiting any extra suggestions or insight from you all.

[iris-rainbow]

I have a question, how many crew does our enemy have?...does he have more than us?

[two-distant-stars]

Tecnaly like....more than 5 for sure.... You should ask Odious, for what i rember he count them

[n-odious-tropy]

As far as I am currently aware, there are eleven members in total on the side of the pirates. I also hear tell of a beast among their ranks.

....Not the most reassuring information to hear. I'm not very fond of large beasts.

[iris-rainbow]

We may be few but we can against everyone, even against the beast...

I'll have to need a bigger sword

[two-distant-stars]

Don't worried! I have a Little trick i can use of the things go bad

[leonardimerick]

I think it’d also be a good idea to keep communication channels open as we fight so we can rally to our hardest hit areas quickly. There’s few of us, but if well coordinated, we will not be outmatched.

[dr-narcissa-igma]

Alright everyone, listen up!

@n-odious-tropy @nthropoid @iris-rainbow @leonardimerick @two-distant-stars

The upcoming battle is fast approaching, and there's plenty of tasks that need to be assigned. We can't let the Hull Cutter's crew win this fight.

- Direct combat: We'll need a skilled fighter to launch an assault on the Hull Cutter directly, take the fight directly to Cortex.

- Weapons convoy and treasure: Jacob has unfortunately decided to add an extra layer of challenge to the fight, by hiring a convoy of gear to venture through the jungle, as well as hiding treasure. I'll grant you temporary access to my island-wide security system to track the convoy and scope out the jungle.

- Handle the ship: Someone needs to stay behind and steer the ship, man the cannons, etc.

- Confront the captain: I myself will be confronting Scurvy directly. It's absolutely imperative that I talk to him, so we cannot take his life or injure him in any capacity.

I'll be awaiting any extra suggestions or insight from you all.

[leonardimerick]

I could be designated to direct combat or to go after the weapons convoy perhaps. Wherever you think will be advantageous. I trust your judgment Narcissa, and stand behind your decision. Good luck in your own task. I hope you return safely.

[n-odious-tropy]

May I have your attention!

War is fast approaching and the time for preparation is at hand. This is a call to all who have chosen to ally yourself with me to fend off the scourge of piracy and stick it to Cortex. Should anyone else wish to join my roster, I'll send my coordinates and we will convene at the war table.

A reminder to all that this is a fight. We are not here to chase skirts and coattails! Leave the spectators out of the fray and show some bloody decency. If you're not going to take this conflict seriously, then stay out of my way.

[dr-narcissa-igma]

...

[leonardimerick]

I still say a Pirate War is neither a good use of time nor of resources. However, it seems inevitable now. And if they believe they’re going to have free reign to tear things up and run wild, then I for one will put my foot down. Odious, if you’ll have me, I’m here to lend my aid.

[leonardimerick]

Ready for your frist lesson to how use the glasses i give to you?

-m. argento

Goodness, I have got to start checking my mail box more often!

Forgive me Argento, does the offer still stand for a lesson?

[the-ghost-mask]

You... don't Know?....

[leonardimerick]

….Know what exactly?

Oh, Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Are you a relative of the quantum masks? A little close to the castle, don’t you think? Aren’t you worried about getting caught?

Unless… No. You couldn’t possibly be on our side… could you?

[the-ghost-mask]

Kinda... I Just learning for now....

You don't Know About what happend to memena?

[leonardimerick]

I… no.

What happened?

[the-ghost-mask]

.... Killed

[leonardimerick]

What a shame. Memena seemed nice.

Though, I suppose not all is bad in this situation. I have met you after all, haven’t I?

So little mask, just who are you?

[the-ghost-mask]

Memena make me... They told me i was her dead sister once...

What a funny Destiny

[leonardimerick]

What an interesting revelation. I was unaware Memena had a sibling. It is nice to meet you.

Perhaps you and I will run into each other around the island now and again.

What should I call you? Do you have a name?

[the-ghost-mask]

Et-her and for now i'm Just a confused and curious floating mask

[leonardimerick]

Et-Her. I shall commit it to memory. I hope in time you will find the answers you seek, little mask. But please be careful around here. This island is not the safest place, you know.

[leonardimerick]

Ready for your frist lesson to how use the glasses i give to you?

-m. argento

Goodness, I have got to start checking my mail box more often!

Forgive me Argento, does the offer still stand for a lesson?

[the-ghost-mask]

You... don't Know?....

[leonardimerick]

….Know what exactly?

Oh, Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Are you a relative of the quantum masks? A little close to the castle, don’t you think? Aren’t you worried about getting caught?

Unless… No. You couldn’t possibly be on our side… could you?

[the-ghost-mask]

Kinda... I Just learning for now....

You don't Know About what happend to memena?

[leonardimerick]

I… no.

What happened?

[the-ghost-mask]

.... Killed

[leonardimerick]

What a shame. Memena seemed nice.

Though, I suppose not all is bad in this situation. I have met you after all, haven’t I?

So little mask, just who are you?

[the-ghost-mask]

Memena make me... They told me i was her dead sister once...

What a funny Destiny

[leonardimerick]

What an interesting revelation. I was unaware Memena had a sibling. It is nice to meet you.

Perhaps you and I will run into each other around the island now and again.

What should I call you? Do you have a name?

[leonardimerick]

Ready for your frist lesson to how use the glasses i give to you?

-m. argento

Goodness, I have got to start checking my mail box more often!

Forgive me Argento, does the offer still stand for a lesson?

[the-ghost-mask]

You... don't Know?....

[leonardimerick]

….Know what exactly?

Oh, Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Are you a relative of the quantum masks? A little close to the castle, don’t you think? Aren’t you worried about getting caught?

Unless… No. You couldn’t possibly be on our side… could you?

[the-ghost-mask]

Kinda... I Just learning for now....

You don't Know About what happend to memena?

[leonardimerick]

I… no.

What happened?

[the-ghost-mask]

.... Killed

[leonardimerick]

What a shame. Memena seemed nice.

Though, I suppose not all is bad in this situation. I have met you after all, haven’t I?

So little mask, just who are you?

[leonardimerick]

Ready for your frist lesson to how use the glasses i give to you?

-m. argento

Goodness, I have got to start checking my mail box more often!

Forgive me Argento, does the offer still stand for a lesson?

[the-ghost-mask]

You... don't Know?....

[leonardimerick]

….Know what exactly?

Oh, Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Are you a relative of the quantum masks? A little close to the castle, don’t you think? Aren’t you worried about getting caught?

Unless… No. You couldn’t possibly be on our side… could you?

[the-ghost-mask]

Kinda... I Just learning for now....

You don't Know About what happend to memena?

[leonardimerick]

I… no.

What happened?

[leonardimerick]

Ready for your frist lesson to how use the glasses i give to you?

-m. argento

Goodness, I have got to start checking my mail box more often!

Forgive me Argento, does the offer still stand for a lesson?

[the-ghost-mask]

You... don't Know?....

[leonardimerick]

….Know what exactly?

Oh, Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. Are you a relative of the quantum masks? A little close to the castle, don’t you think? Aren’t you worried about getting caught?

Unless… No. You couldn’t possibly be on our side… could you?

[leonardimerick]

Ready for your frist lesson to how use the glasses i give to you?

-m. argento

Goodness, I have got to start checking my mail box more often!

Forgive me Argento, does the offer still stand for a lesson?

[dr-n-dustrielle]

I don’t have much time

I don’t have much context

But I think Cortex pissed off Koala Kong.

I figured that out because Koala Kong is currently tearing apart the castle and screaming/asking where Cortex is.

I’m holed up in one of the supply closets until this blows over. Im not getting involved

[leonardimerick]

“Well that is unfortunate. Try not to get hurt out there-

-wait a minute…”

“……Nathan?!”

[dr-n-dustrielle]

“I’m glad to hear about your concern, I just hope that…Len?! Don’t tell me we had the same hiding spot idea! Wait… this is your room? For God’s sake, I’m filing a complaint. Er - after Koala Kong finishes his rampage. Assuming Cortex is still alive.”

“…who knows… maybe we’ll have a spare, depending on how this tantrum ends.”

[leonardimerick]

Leonard laughed quietly. The thought of Cortex running from the aggravated koala was amusing.

“….Yeah, welcome to my humble abode. You’re more than welcome to stay until the chaos dies down. Coffee maker’s on the end table in the corner if you want any.”

[dr-n-dustrielle]

I don’t have much time

I don’t have much context

But I think Cortex pissed off Koala Kong.

I figured that out because Koala Kong is currently tearing apart the castle and screaming/asking where Cortex is.

I’m holed up in one of the supply closets until this blows over. Im not getting involved

[leonardimerick]

“Well that is unfortunate. Try not to get hurt out there-

-wait a minute…”

“……Nathan?!”

[leonardimerick]

Would anyone happen to have some book recommendations? I’m trying to broaden my collection.

Not to complain, but there’s only so many times you can read the same books on how to conquer the world before it becomes stale.

[dr-n-dustrielle]

There’s a lot of books out there. I suppose that depends on what sort of genres and stuff you’re into

That said, I’ve been reading a lot about scandals in science. Specifically the frauds that occurred in the early 2000s. Combines my two favorite things: science and drama

[leonardimerick]

Scandals in science, hm? Interesting. I might have to look into those. I bet there’s more than a few entertaining reads.

[leonardimerick]

Would anyone happen to have some book recommendations? I’m trying to broaden my collection.

Not to complain, but there’s only so many times you can read the same books on how to conquer the world before it becomes stale.

[leonardimerick]

I made a gift for you! I made some glasses like mine and here some glass for can be diferent tipe of people and yes i give to you to the glass so you can be cortex eheheh!!

-m. Argento

“You…. Went and did all that for me? I merely took an interest in your unique technology and you… replicated it on my behalf?” He stared down at the pair of glasses in wonder.

“Becoming Cortex is very tempting, I’ll admit. But I feel I should keep such a powerful technique a secret for dire times. You never know when you might need it. Ah, but I’m getting off track here. I want to thank you Argento. If only I could find the words to express how meaningful this is. Suffice it to say, I love them!”

[145b-eliminate]

I Will Happy too if i can teach you how work them and how can make others eyeglass lensesfor be others people too!

[leonardimerick]

“You would even take the time to show me how they work? Such dedication! Oh! But only if you have the time. I don’t want to hold you up if you’re busy.”

[145b-eliminate]

I have all the time, i can't wait to show you allot of things!

[leonardimerick]

“Well, alright. Anything you have time to teach is greatly appreciated. “

[leonardimerick]

Hey... Are you ok?

M. Argento

“Yes, I’m alright. Though I must admit I’ve been neglecting to check my mailbox. You’ve… been trying to reach me, haven’t you...? My deepest apologies Argento.”

[145b-eliminate]

Yeah .. i try to give to you the gift i give to you before but... Cortex told me you go to the vulcan and i didn't find you... But i find allot of pretty rocks!!

[leonardimerick]

“Ah right! Though, I hate to admit I didn’t find much. The summit was so hot, I couldn’t stay for more than a few minutes at a time. Have you ever been?”

[145b-eliminate]

Actualy ... I fall inside the vulcan😀

[leonardimerick]

“You… WHAT?!?” The lab assistant panicked.

“You fell IN?! Where are you? Are you alright?!” He wondered if he had ought to form a search party.

[145b-eliminate]

Now yes so don't worried!

[leonardimerick]

“Goodness you nearly scared the soul out of me! Be careful out there! It wouldn’t do to have you getting yourself hurt.”