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@buggybugaboo
"Hi, I'm Bug!"
"I'm a weapon of mass destruction, created by one of the greatest supervillains of all time, the great Dr. Neo Cortex, before being sent back to my dad, another of the greatest supervillains of all time! The screens kept saying "error" and "failure", but I'm sure that's just because Cortex made me so powerful I overloaded his systems... I'm gonna be a supervillain too when I grow up and I'm gonna be among the bestest!"
Bug gives you a rock as an introduction gift.
Are you ready for the Slayoff, Igma? I got my sign all ready! Time to school this fool, betty!
-Your homeboy Rosch
Thank you, Rosch. I'm glad you made it here so early.
I'm all dressed and ready to go, and thanks to my secret weapon my hair is looking excellent. I also decided to wear that necklace you gave me - it's the perfect accent piece.
Cortex won't know what hit him... It's fitting that you called it a "slay-off", as when he turns up the sight of me is going to make him drop dead in shame from his pathetic outfit.
Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Friends and Foes, Humans and non-Humans!
The moment you all have been waiting for has come! I present to you the MAD genius, the future ruler of the WORLD...
The KING of DISCO!
GOOO IGMA! GO! KILLING IT, NARCISSA!
Look at the two of you... Did you both want to dress up too? And your sign and those little soccer match clacky things, Rosch... I simply wanted you to show up, I didn't expect you both to go all out!
Thank you... This really means a lot to me. I guess I'll have to give it my all so I don't disappoint you, hm?
Still... He's good. I do have tricks up my sleeves, though...
My my! You didn't inform me that you would be bringing your very own cheer squad, Igma. Oh well, I don't mind. That just means there are more hopeful little hearts for me to crush under my plateau heels!
Soon you all will learn the true meaning of utter decimation! This slay-off is about to-
Doctor Igma! You look, well... not too shabby, I must admit. For an amateur, that is!
Are you seeing anybody? Don't answer that.
My apologies, I hope I'm not terribly late. I meant to be here early but the cat was feeling particularly ornery and tried to eat someone on the way here. Whole. It wasn't pretty, I had to pull them out myself.
Anywho.
Kick his ass, Narcissa.
I'M SORRY I OVERSLEPT! But I found my Ziggy Stardust costume for the occasion!
Go Narcy Go!
hoorey..!!
N. Gin, you fool! You're late.
...But I suppose I could forgive you, on account of the sheer size of my name etched into that asteroid. You sure know how to make a guy happy!
Very nifty.
Hope ya didn't forget the real star of this show~
There can only be one winner and I'm betting my whole booty to be number one.
Cortex that lipgloss does not suit you.
Hey, space cadet! You and what signs??
Clearly you didn't get the memo, but the dork club is located on the next islet over. Ha!
Seriously though, step aside or prepare to taste the extent of my disco-fueled wrath!
...Once I'm done with Doctor Igma, that is.
A disco fashion show?...
Without Me?!
Honestly Narcy?...
Wich is why I'll be rooting for the opposite team~
I mean really, who could beat the disco ball himself? Or erm.. should i say disco uh.. tri-..triangle? Whatever Cortex is, he's groovy~ ✨
Good luck, Babe~💕
Now there's two others joining in?? I need to clear this up...
Sidious, I barely know you. It would have been presumptuous of me to assume that we're friendly enough to invite you to anything... I didn't mean anything by it. My quarrel is with Cortex, not you.
And you! Scurvy! I have a lot of words I need to have with you, but now isn't the time. You need to stay out of this - this display of fashion prowess is between me and him!
I'm HERE! It's ME! I've MADE IT to the fashion battle! I was gonna be with auntie Narcissa's team because she gave me candy and didn't put me in a box but NOW MY DAD IS HERE! TEAM SCURVY! I LOVE YOU DAD, YOU CAN DO IT! YIPPEEEEE!!!
If I walk outside and see a full grown man on a leash I am going to be very unhappy.
So...about that...
I will argue it's for the better
then CLOSE YOUR EYES!
...
i confuse myself and become lost very easily please help me
I am not going to argue this with either of you and I'll hear none of your flimsy excuses. Keep it to yourselves you bloody degenerates.
Oh Odious, you misunderstand. The "leash" is like one of those toddler harnesses. Just to make sure Dr. Rosch doesn't get into trouble.
Nothing sexual about it. I'm upset you'd think I'd subject the public to such things.
What s€xual mean???
Shhh, shh, don't ask them that! I don't know what it is but the adults get uncomfortable talking about it so it must be like, drugs or something!
What are drugs??
Great. Fantastic. I can already feel a migraine coming on.
...And who's child is this?
Hi, hello, I'm Bug! Bug is me, Scurvy is dad of me. Hi. Hi. I like your blue.
If I walk outside and see a full grown man on a leash I am going to be very unhappy.
So...about that...
I will argue it's for the better
then CLOSE YOUR EYES!
...
i confuse myself and become lost very easily please help me
I am not going to argue this with either of you and I'll hear none of your flimsy excuses. Keep it to yourselves you bloody degenerates.
Oh Odious, you misunderstand. The "leash" is like one of those toddler harnesses. Just to make sure Dr. Rosch doesn't get into trouble.
Nothing sexual about it. I'm upset you'd think I'd subject the public to such things.
What s€xual mean???
Shhh, shh, don't ask them that! I don't know what it is but the adults get uncomfortable talking about it so it must be like, drugs or something!
I wish jumping spiders were domesticated and you could walk them around on a leash
Society if it was fucking awesome
@doctor-rosch Thoughts?
why did you use that emoticon. The one with the sly-looking smile.
😏 No reason...
It's just a shame there's no other bug for you to meet on our walks
ME! I'm here and I AM Bug! I'd talk to Rosch on walks, I like him! I could do it! Pickmepickmepickme!
Hi want be Friends?
- Et-her
Yuh huh! Wait mask? Mask friend? The masks are real? You're real?! Wooow, wow wow wow wow!
heeey there..! Kiddo!
Look.. I misspoke earlier, my antennae must be too close to my mouth! And your father, he’s a pirate eh? Very cool. You must live such an exciting life!
That being said. If you ever find yourself walking through the jungle alone. Should you ever be hungry or- too warm or cold.. The bunker is always there. Don’t worry- I’m not there all the time! You won’t have to deal with me- Igma will take you in.
If you can forgive an old stinkbug. I’m sorry, Pixel.
-Rosch
...Wait, but I didn't even find a good enough apology rock yet so you would forgive me back! Rock, rock... rock on floor, you pick up, I promise it's very gift from me,. I'm sorry I called you a poopy stinkyhead, I didn't mean it. And I don't not like you and you are cool.
No, no, wait, floor rock isn't good enough. Take back your sorry and don't say it again until I bring you a GOOD rock to double the sorry with!
Bug, are you alright? Please don't pay any attention to Rosch. He has a tendency to get worked up and say hurtful things when he's upset... Not the kind of behaviour you'd expect from an adult, but there you go.
All that aside, how are you feeling? I... I know how much it hurts when you're a child for adults to say cruel things to you. Just remember... I don't think you're stinky in the slightest. You actually smell rather nice - like a mix of fresh soil and fruit.
He's a big doonky jerk and you should FIRE HIM.
. . .
But I called him a poopy stinkyhead and now he's sad and I made him mad at me and- and- and he's an adult and I'm not supposed to make adults mad at me so I wasn't supposed to do that and I don't want him to be mad at me and I said he wasn't cool even though he is cool and that made him even madderer and his sad got bigger and I don't know what to do! Is he gonna be sadmad forever because of me?
Bug, sometimes when we're upset we say things that we don't truly mean. While we can't go back and undo what we've said, what we can do is apologise. I think you should give him some time to calm down, then you can go and apologise to him. I'll talk to him as well, make sure he apologises for what he said back to you.
He's not going to be sad or mad forever - that's a very long time, and even with how long he's lived he's nowhere near reaching that point. You still have plenty of time to sort everything out.
What if he calls me stinky again? What if he's mean to my dad again? I don't wanna talk to him! He's gonna be mean, he is, he is!
Bug, are you alright? Please don't pay any attention to Rosch. He has a tendency to get worked up and say hurtful things when he's upset... Not the kind of behaviour you'd expect from an adult, but there you go.
All that aside, how are you feeling? I... I know how much it hurts when you're a child for adults to say cruel things to you. Just remember... I don't think you're stinky in the slightest. You actually smell rather nice - like a mix of fresh soil and fruit.
He's a big doonky jerk and you should FIRE HIM.
. . .
But I called him a poopy stinkyhead and now he's sad and I made him mad at me and- and- and he's an adult and I'm not supposed to make adults mad at me so I wasn't supposed to do that and I don't want him to be mad at me and I said he wasn't cool even though he is cool and that made him even madderer and his sad got bigger and I don't know what to do! Is he gonna be sadmad forever because of me?
You're not cold because you're on a tropical island off the coast of Australia. It's just turned spring on the mainland right now, so of course you wouldn't be feeling frosty.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARDS PLACE IS THIS?! If it wasn't for the cuntoff, I'd be heading back home!
Language!
It’s a slay-off! Get the branding right! Marketing would eat you alive.
MY DAD CAN SAY CUNTOFF WHENEVER HE DAMN WANTS AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT MARKETING!
Aww, thank you sweetheart! Don't mind the mean Roach man, he's just jelous he doesn't have a cool cowboy fit like me.
Counting my blessings that I dodged that child-shaped bullet and stood my ground on the “no kids” rule.
I thought I recognized that stink! Tick down a point for old Rosch!
I'm gonna shove a living tick in your urethra if you keep at that-
I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT! YOU'RE- Y-YOU'RE NOT COOL LIKE I THOUGHT! YOU'RE A POOPY STINKYHEAD AND I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!
[She promptly runs away sobbing]
You're not cold because you're on a tropical island off the coast of Australia. It's just turned spring on the mainland right now, so of course you wouldn't be feeling frosty.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARDS PLACE IS THIS?! If it wasn't for the cuntoff, I'd be heading back home!
Language!
It’s a slay-off! Get the branding right! Marketing would eat you alive.
MY DAD CAN SAY CUNTOFF WHENEVER HE DAMN WANTS AND HE'S VERY GOOD AT MARKETING!
OH MY GOODNESS HELLO LITTLE DARLING!!!
ahem
Are you w-ARE YOU OFFERING LITTLE TRINKETS?!
Loud, loud... yesyes I have rocks! Everyone loves rocks. People can use them for a lot of the things they want to do and they're so cool and I have a lot of them so everyone I meet gets one because rocks make people happy and me making people happy means I won't have enemies wanting to stop me from doing my super cool evil stuff!
What on earth is a small child doing here unsupervised? Where is that father of yours you mentioned?
He's in the ocean right now. He leaves me here to look for rocks because my wings feel all heavy and melty when they get wet. But I'm like super dangerous and scary and I have a knife so I'm completely safe on the islands!
Good grief... You may be dangerous and scary, but a 7 year old shouldn't be left unattended on the islands - especially not with a knife. Do you know anybody else here? Anyone you can stay with?
Nope, nobody else but me. I promise I'm like really tough, I don't know why old people worry about me, this is normal and I'm okay and I know how to get wumpa from the trees. My knife has a tazer too so I'm extra superdy duper safe.
Hmph... Well, I do have a security camera set up on the beach, so if anything suspicious happens nearby I can alert you. I'd invite you inside, but A) I'm a stranger to you and you'd probably be uncomfortable with that, and B) my home isn't set up for children.
Also, it's not normal in the slightest to leave a small child on their lonesome in such a dangerous place. I'm going to have a word with your father if I come across him.
C) i won’t have a kid running around the bunker- it’s going to mess up the dynamic we have going on where the only other person you have is me
Rosch, she's a child. Her safety and comfort is more important than you being the only one here with me. I would invite her inside if I could, but there's many dangerous things in here that could cause her extra harm. The next best thing is to keep an eye on her so that she won't be left unattended.
Plus, the way you worded that statement make it sound like you're jealous.
I’M one of those dangerous things too, by the way! I’m crazy! Absolutely bonkers! My socks don’t even match today! Grr!
Me? Jealous? I’m glad you picked up on that undertone, Igma! Why- I bet it would go over the average reader’s head! Let me make it clear for the slow ones! I’M NOT SHARING ANYTHING OR ANYONE!
And now you’re- what? Grilling me? Hanging me out to dry in front of your 14 followers?
Bit of friendly advice, Igma. If you’re going to keep anything of mine as hostage- don’t pick my dignity.
That is quite possibly the ONLY THING OF MINE that has truly DIED these past……. 183 years!
183? Really? Hm, time flies.
Where was I? Oh yeah! NO KIDS.
Ooooh, big pretty bug man!
What on earth is a small child doing here unsupervised? Where is that father of yours you mentioned?
He's in the ocean right now. He leaves me here to look for rocks because my wings feel all heavy and melty when they get wet. But I'm like super dangerous and scary and I have a knife so I'm completely safe on the islands!
Good grief... You may be dangerous and scary, but a 7 year old shouldn't be left unattended on the islands - especially not with a knife. Do you know anybody else here? Anyone you can stay with?
Nope, nobody else but me. I promise I'm like really tough, I don't know why old people worry about me, this is normal and I'm okay and I know how to get wumpa from the trees. My knife has a tazer too so I'm extra superdy duper safe.
What on earth is a small child doing here unsupervised? Where is that father of yours you mentioned?
He's in the ocean right now. He leaves me here to look for rocks because my wings feel all heavy and melty when they get wet. But I'm like super dangerous and scary and I have a knife so I'm completely safe on the islands!
Evil gang 😈
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Hey kiddo, hope you're having fun! Dad loves you!
-Scurvy
Hiii dad! Hi! Hi! I love you too!
I found a FOSSIL today! A FOSSIL! Isn't that so cool? I think it was coral but it was a FOSSIL! Today is good!
Evil gang 😈
