My last two brain cells
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My last two brain cells
LMAOOOO
The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]
Oh, he’s good.
I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun
please, call me duncan
mr donuts is my father
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here
honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years
“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business
Chelsea is an always mood
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
concept
me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
me: hmm, tumblr has a lot of issues and a lot of places are calling it a “dying social media site,” maybe I should switch
me: *tries to use different social media with character limits, lack of anonymity, and posts in non-chronological order*