the snack that smiles back

Reblogs your shit and doesn't make a single post. Reppin' since 2010.

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[stark-tony]

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

[catchymemes]

[bloodroyale]

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

[bumble-bee-pd]

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[fuckudad]

[gaylaxyofstars]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[socialistexan]

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[softlenaluthor]

Chelsea is an always mood

[teenagerposts]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[ghostgloss]

concept

[ayynick-deactivated20180606]

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[teathattast]

[insomniac-arrest]

me: hmm, tumblr has a lot of issues and a lot of places are calling it a “dying social media site,” maybe I should switch

me: *tries to use different social media with character limits, lack of anonymity, and posts in non-chronological order*