smell that ocean burn

thatch, 28, genderweird

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unnecessarily gendered foods [x]

[trafalgar-d-water-law-deactivat]

When you look down in your basket and realize that you forgot the most important ingredient 

[dacasyo]

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>> meanders in and goes !!!!!!!!!!!!

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>> runs up to her and pretty much tackles her against the door.

>> groans because eir tum hurts.

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>> holds ace and jumps up and down.

tummy time? time to soothe the tummy. i brought tums.

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>> waits at the door like a puppy.

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>> meanders in and goes !!!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm gonna treat ace's tummy like a little puppy and pet it and kiss it and call it tumbo. thanks for reading

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who the FUCK doesnt salt their water when they boil pasta

[leoninepomp-blog]

take care of ya damn self, alright?

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mom?

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yes. its me. eat your goddamn vegetables

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this kid is like thirteen and homeschooled and wears bow ties and he said with the 25k he wants to go to an amusement park everyone else that got chopped fuckin. wanted to Do Something like "cure my brothers rare disease" "go to college" whatever but this little fucker i swear to god. and he WON. hes my mortal enemy.

[leoninepomp-blog]

(chopped voice) today ive made for you

this succulent DICK

[hyenatoothed-blog]

i broke a rib i think

i definitely got a black eye and a concussion but you should see the other guy

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take care of ya damn self, alright?

[ohcinders-blog]

@leoninepomp

hey girl. >8) where were you yesterday we fucked up dinner hard and had to get take out.

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heeeeey ace case ❤️ and damn i heard about the roux ahaha fuckin scrubs do u even cook??? (i know you dont have to cause i do it but.)

i was out gettin shit Done(tm) for the new food truck like. talkin to pops' marketing contacts, i had to wear a suit and look like a pro chef but really i just kinda wanted to be on the couch w you and marcus eating cheese balls

[leoninepomp-blog]

WHEN will denny's give me that sweet sweet follow back it's been like 2 minutes get on it

[dennys]

Limited edition Michael Baycon. 

[wigshewrote]

[leoninepomp-blog]

Chopped Contestant: The judges made the wrong choice, my dish was clearly the best..

Me: YOU THOUGHT BITCH U THOUGHT