Former Bus Driver Fanatic

Robert. He/Him. Bisexual. Aspiring playwright in the SW Ohio area. Making words mean bisexual one dictionary at a time. If you like Pokémon, the McElroys, and Drag Race then I hope you like this blog.

[wigshewrote]

Tumblr is misguided. I don't want to post a poll on here. I want to post MY POLE.

[wigshewrote]

A local comedy club offered me spot for a tight five. This might be time to try out my John Cage 4' 33" material.

[wigshewrote]

[the-indigo-symphony]

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

[wigshewrote]

screenshot from C-SPAN of Kevin McCarthy announcing the 13th round of Speaker voting

[razzleberryjam]

Adhd symptoms no one talks about:

I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet drawers because I cant organize my closet drawers until I organize my nightstand and I cant do that until I GET A NIGHTSTAND because the space between my really heavy bookshelf full of books and the space between my bed is abnormally narrow BUT TONIGHT WHILE I WAS AT ROSS I found the perfect nightstand so now I can go home and put all the stuff thats supposed to go on and under my nightstand on and under my nightstand and then I can organize the space next to my bed, then I can organize the closet drawers, then im at another impasse because I still need the proper vanity organizational materials; but we have made some achievements tonight boys

[cameoappearance]

It’s like every problem is this

[nepofledgling]

character whose villain origin story is having a job

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[maeamian]

BTW don't click any NYT links today (December 8th 2022), the NYT Union have called for a digital boycott in support of their 24 hour walk-out

[lindsaychrist]

this new pepsi ad with lindsay lohan is something else... its so fucking funny yet truly deranged

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

Some time your heroes don’t let you down.

[gayzing-away]

Chris O’Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997)

[theknorthernking]

This was when I knew something was fruity about me hahaha

[modern-politics111]

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain

Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities

Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities

Organization is involved in a political campaign

Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities

Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990

Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly

Organization failed to file required federal tax returns and forms

Organization engaged in deceptive or improper fundraising practices

Other (describe)

[lostsometime]

to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status.  no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.”  all of those things are super illegal!  if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity!  report their asses!!!!

[campyvillain]

[mousenemy]

At least they got the autopilot working correctly

[wagahai-da]

[mobydyke]

twitter can't shut down mostly bc danny devito needs a place to loudly and frequently support workers rights

[ID: two tweets by Danny Devito on Nov 29th. The first reads "Joseph, while you're fixing things with the railroad... get them to pass The Equality Act affording civil rights to the LGBTQ community. And extend the child tax credit. How about the $35 cap on insulin... all's I'm saying, a few things already passed in the house. C'mon buddy" and the second tweet reads "No Joe, you're supposed to help the railroad workers... you got it backwards. a handful of sick days c'mon! workers of the world unite!"]