The Mask Maker Aprentice's Blog

Whatever you came here looking for... You probably won't find it...

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[ampervadasz]

[azra-echo]

so cruel of this sourceror to cast such wicked spells on an innocent beaste

[deathwarlock]

Mordenkainens Forced Boo Boo Roll

[warningsine]

[fraise-impossible]

12/8/22: decomposing vertebrae harboring algal growth.

[feefal]

I’m so compelled by the bone algae, I had to add some algae goblins feasting on it.

[comicallyqueer]

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

[lakevida]

imagine having the worst day ever and then you look across the room and a swiftie is drawing you with copic markers

[prokopetz]

One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

[peachdelta]

sweep sweep sweep pales in the face of the windsor versamatic 14

[the-pink-bunny]

[smol-blue-bird]

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

[thirdchoiceurl]

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

[bimyheel]

found the guy

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[dumbtrannybitch]

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

[koddlet]

personal rules for winter ❄

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[mjs-actual-blog]

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

[teaboot]

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Funniest thing in modern movies set in medieval times is when they're like omg... that's a monk...he won't like it if you drink alcohol... My Brother In Christ who is brewing the mead????

[beardedmrbean]