[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Shawty got them problematic jeans

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[flagellant]

the whole club was lookin at her

[booasaur]

John Mulaney in The Comeback Kid (2015) || Dickinson (2019)

[seraphfeathers]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh my gOD

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

kids on the internet: ok boomer

every millenial and news article within earshot: that meme is actually deeply philosophical a generation fed up by the fuck fuck my dick and balls im so fellow kids fuck Goddamit bro bruh moment 2019 whats good miley aah ok boomer whos snowflake now brainrot brainrot im 30 kids rule the world obama

[yeehawlw]

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

@banghimyo

[cosed]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *man* *door* *hand* *hook* *car* *door*

[mariemarion]

Day 4. Freeze

[thoughts-in-shower]

Currently, you’re procrastinating something.

[smol--child]

[leosmths-blog]

hey uhhh alana sue

[commodorecliche]

fuck all romance except for whatever that angel and that demon got going on

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Spider-Verse really did completely reset my bar for movies. Like I remember the first time I saw it I was actually doing a double-feature at home with Wreck-It Ralph 2 because I hadn’t caught either movie in theaters. I chose to watch Spider-Verse first and that was it. Everything changed when the spider nation attacked. Ralph 2 was good yeah but in that situation it seemed so Completely Mediocre. EVERY MOVIE I’VE SEEN SINCE THEN I’ve been like “yeah this is good but it’s not the what’s up danger scene” and that’s that on that

[onlinedaddy]

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

[leosmths-blog]

I don't remember following you but I saw you on my dash and I think ur cool :D

aww thanks anon!! I think you're cool too :^)

[leosmths-blog]

When you literally like all genders but are still single:

😔🌈✌

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[tooiconic]

Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:

[blkbutterfly816]

I loathe this question

[highlifeflylife]

I realized that I’m boring as fuck and I wanted a good response for this question….. so I got ordained

[emo-flamingo]

I wish my self esteem was as high as my stress levels