Hopeless Romantic. Dirty Mind.

The cave you fear to enter, holds the treasure you seek.

[gameraboy]

[foodffs]

gameraboy:

Fights are fun!

He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985)

[studentlifeproblems]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Begin to see yourself as a soul with a body rather than a body with a soul.”

— Wayne Dyer

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @naolito

On the Basis of Sex sansürsüz full film izle

Instagram: @artwoonz

[art-woonz]

Art By: @avogado6

Instagram: @artwoonz

[shittydndideas]

Shitty Animal Companions*

A list of disappointing dogs, bothersome birds, and other awful animal companions.

A crow who steals shiny things for you. Usually, it takes your own things, puts them somewhere else for a while, and eventually (maybe) brings them back.

A fox with extreme balance issues; it has to be carried everywhere, and cannot hunt.

A nearsighted hawk.

A carnivorous deer with bloodlust that tries to take a bite out of anything that moves.

A scarred, intimidating-looking dire wolf that is easily scared off by a smaller dog, a squirrel, a cat, or pretty much anything else.

An owl that you’re pretty sure can talk, but that only says “who” in a human voice.

An invisible dog. It barks at all hours and will only stop if you scratch it behind its ears (wherever those are).

A cat. Just a regular, asshole cat.

A parrot that swears like a sailor and curses like a witch; whenever it speaks you either have to have a counterspell ready or simply apologize to whoever it’s offended.

A clinically depressed horse.

*note: this list does not portray the author’s actual feelings about animals. All animals are perfect good beans and deserve lots of love.

[leotholdus]

11. An alcoholic viper that you must restrain every time an alcoholic beverage appears in your immediate vicinity.

[srsfunny]

Story-Time Chair

[studentlifeproblems]

[leotholdus]

So, it has began.

[memehumor]

Two kinds of people in the world

[thegmsighs]

GM: and what would you like to request as a reward?

Fighter: amulet of natural armour

GM: well if you want to be blunt about it

fighter: what am I supposed to say? *dons overly dramatic voice* I have heard tale of amulets enchanted by magic that may protect a man as well as any armour or shield! one that thickens the skin like like living metal! an amulet, that grants armour, naturally! if such a thing exists!

GM: that’s better, now what about you?

magus: boots of speed…

fighter: I have heard legend of a pair of boots!….

[art-woonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz

[best-shower-thoughts]

According to gravity, the fattest person in the world is the most attractive person in the world. (source)

[probablybadrpgideas]

It’s the zombie apocalypse!

Most people are working on taking out zombies, finding shelter or escaping the city, but not your party.

You’ve got a bunch of spray-cans and it is your duty to spray ominious, cryptic grafftti everywhere to make sure that the ruins fully fit the genre.

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @the_eggshibit_

Instagram: @artwoonz

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[katsen13]

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

[one-of-the-birds]

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

[verystupidrpgideas]

bird are daft

[leotholdus]

Fear me!

[leotholdus]

Connection

[leotholdus]