over my dead body

"how i'm feeling, it doesn't matter cause you know i'm okay.." leo rossi - twenty - care taker

[meltbh]

How much more? I meant shut up in a nice way. Says you, but that’s not what I say.

[leowtf]

More than the other night. You can't say shut up in a nice way, that isn't possible. I hope all the makeup in the world has been destroyed.

[meltbh]

Isn’t that every night? Fine, though. I do believe you! How rude. That means I’ll have to hide your things.

[leowtf]

Yea, but more than usual. No, you don't! You told me to shut up. It's not ruuuude. You don't need it.

[meltbh]

Yeah, but I’m your girlfriend. I’m yours to have. Oh, shut up! As soon as the apocalypse is over, I’m gonna’ need makeup. ASAP.

[leowtf]

Well tonight then. You're all mine and I'm all yours. Why don't you believe me?! I'll hide it.

[meltbh]

If I don’t mind? Why would I mind? You’ve never even seen me with makeup, so you have no idea.

[leowtf]

I dunno.. I gotta ask permission first-- it's a rule! Exactly, I don't need to see you with makeup to know you don't need it.

[meltbh]

You’d appreciate it? You better appreciate it. You’re required to say that by boyfriend law.

[leowtf]

I very much appreciate annnd I kinda wanna repay the favor if you don't mind. Naaah, but it's the truth.

[meltbh]

Did you really forget? I have no qualms with reminding you, though. I know, and thank you for thinking I’m cute. I would be cuter with a proper shower and makeup, ha.

[leowtf]

I mean, maybe. You should remind me just to jog my memory-- I'd appreciate it. Makeup? Pffft, you don't need that.

[meltbh]

I think you already know. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions!

[leowtf]

Do I? You should tell me, I think I forgot. Annnd mine is that you're cute.

[meltbh]

I know many ways, pumpkin. You’re just saying that! 

[leowtf]

..is that so? Wanna tell me? No, you're so cute! It's the truth.

[meltbh]

Well, that makes you my perfect match, ‘cause you’re the most amazing guy in the world. I like it when you hug and love on me, so hopefully I wouldn’t be too grumpy for long. No, I’m mean. And have horrible bedhead. 

[leowtf]

You know how to make a guy blush, don't you? I would hope you do and I hope you're never grumpy for too long cause I don't like it. Your bedhead is pretty cute actually.

[meltbh]

When did I become the most amazing girl in the world? How would you do that? I’m very grumpy. You’ve been warned. 

[leowtf]

You've been that since you were born, pretty sure. I'd hug you and love on you, of course. Are you like grumpy cat? Cause that thing was cute.

[meltbh]

We’ll just completely neglect food and water, because all we need is kisses. I wish that was true—we’d be pretty healthy people. I’m grumpy if you wake me up, though! 

[leowtf]

Wouldn't we though? Likeee, who needs rations when you have kisses from the most amazing girl in the world? That's okay! I can make up ungrumpy.

[meltbh]

All five? That’s a pretty big request. I’m not a very good TV watcher, either. I fall asleep within like, five minutes. 

[leowtf]

All five with no breaks.. expect kissing breaks, I'll take those. No, I'd keep you up!

[meltbh]

I never saw it, if we’re being honest.

[leowtf]

If I had Netflix, I'd make you watch all five seasons with me.

[honeydew-cc]

Don’t be sorry, shhh. Yeaaah.. and I know I said I wouldn’t lead him on but this dumbass claims that he won’t catch feelings.

[leowtf]

Don’t be stupid, please. His dumbass is dumb.. I dunno.

[honeydew-cc]

'Cause I missed Romeo. I, uh, made out with your brother..

[leowtf]

I’m sorry. Oh…? Interesting.

[honeydew-cc]

I screwed up. So you remember that I was happy for you and shit? Yeah, that led to me being sad and.. stuff happened.

[leowtf]

Sad..? Why? What did you do? Tell me straight up.

[honeydew-cc]

Everything. I need a hug.

[leowtf]

What’s wrong..?