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batman: what’s the situation?
commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage
batman: what are their demands?
commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.
batman:
[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]
harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.
caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.
harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —
[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]
batman: what station is this?
commisioner gordon: WGTM.
batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?
commissioner gordon:
batman:
commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.
I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?
“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”
reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.
Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.
oh, VERY good
Ivy: You know what, forget it. Just pass the phone to your sansevieria, will you Jerr? Let me ask them what you've ACTUALLY been doing.
i feel targeted
Oof this is my very essence.
i feel very exposed
80% of my text responses
Mid-Century Toaster Ovens (x)(x) (x)(x) (x)(x) (x)(x) (x)(x)
#ootd Already missing nights when I could wear outfits like this. #SummerNights #75OrHigher https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnl7x2yB8so/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1167bpazpsiz2
Studiooo let’s go #delphinedoesthething https://www.instagram.com/p/BneTK0AleBD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kysqrait64ve
@nathanjesseh suggested I do some #ootd -style shots, so here we are :) On my way to Soul in the Horn last night
Everyone of us hope to find a partner that is perfectly a match with you. There is no such thing as a perfect partner, but there is someone out there that is perfectly made for you. Have you ever thought of what you really want from a partner? Many of us might not be consciously … More
Reblog this if accurate :)
open and non defense: the accuracy physically hurts
This was a good quiz, it hit the nail on the head for me. Looking for someone understands and respects personal space
Damn, this is really accurate. Honestly though I didn’t expect for this result to be spot on.
Wow that was so accurate it scared me
You read my mind, too good!! 👌
So spot on, it’s scary..
Very true for me as well. Gotta have a sense of humor
Really accurate! I love it!
Yeah that’s pretty accurate right there
It’s so accurate…that makes it scary
“I wish I could do whatever I liked behind the curtain of “madness”. Then: I’d arrange flowers, all day long, I’d paint; pain, love and tenderness, I would laugh as much as I feel like at the stupidity of others, and they would all say: “Poor thing, she’s crazy!” (Above all I would laugh at my own stupidity.) I would build my world which while I lived, would be in agreement with all the worlds. The day, or the hour, or the minute that I lived would be mine and everyone else’s - my madness would not be an escape from “reality”.”
— Frida Kahlo
Van Gogh’s lesser known (but no less beautiful) original Starry Night - Starry Night Over the Rhone
Wow, I think I like this more. 🌟
This is way more beautiful! Why did I not know about it sooner?
My favorite things in life
Dogs
Flowers
Credit
it be like that
Varna Restaurant, Århus, Denmark, 1971 Designed by Verner Panton
“Dream,Abundantly!” What an amazing experience...I am humbled by the sheer amount of vision, talent, and dedication that went into making this production something truly special, and I couldn’t be more grateful to have been a part of it. @abundancebk #BroadwayInBrooklyn #DreamAbundantly (at Kings Theatre)
TOMORROW!! “Dream, Abundantly!” Live at the King’s Theatre in Brooklyn. (((Link for tickets in bio))) For now, enjoy a sneak peek of “When I First Saw You”, subg by myself and @jfarrmusic #broadwayinbrooklyn