CEO of Elrondfuckers

This is where I hide from the real world. I'm CJ, I'm 23, and I never fucking learned how to process anything so I'm making yet another tumblr blog to indulge my past (and present) obsessions and scream into the void. Mostly Tolkien/Torchwood/Buffy/X-Files stuff. May revert to being a Supernatural fan during times of crisis (not a BSG but I believe in their beliefs). They/them. Commander of the Elrondfuckers and unrepentant Maglor apologist. TERFs piss off.

[martyrborne]

Devotion: profound dedication, loyalty, or love for a person, activity, or cause.

To love like a dog. To give everything and receive nothing but table scraps. To always want more.

[russianblush]

more ilya as stitch <3

[guilhernunes]

alien dj + dancing capybaras

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by markassus on instagram!

[midnight-kfc]

Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala!

[bucksaiga]

Don't go to Russia.

[shaneposting]

[tokkibean]

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[gingehh]

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[orteil42]

an extremely important skill to build up online is being able to tell when someone is quoting lyrics from a song you haven't heard, or perhaps lines from some kind of skit

[fluentisonus]

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

[genderkoolaid]

whenever someone tries to make you feel bad about being fat, acting like being fat is some unnatural modern corruption of our Naturally Thin Ideal Human State, just remember your neolithic ancestor çatalhöyük skeleton 2058, a possibly disabled "obese" woman who carried heavy loads and stayed active till she died OVER FIFTY!!!! which was a good long life for the time!

would skeleton 2058 want you to waste your life and ruin your health chasing thinness??? NO!!!!!!!!!! she wants you vaccinated and active and eating a glorious amount of delicious food in your home with your loved ones. and also collecting auroch skulls

[json-derulo]

Source! good for her omg

[bstrdr]

[ID: text: "In conclusion, 2058 was a woman over fifty, obese, who had been in the habit of carrying heavy loads slung over her shoulder. She had sustained an injury to her right foot at some time and possibly limped slightly. This disuse may have brought on the osteoporosis of the calcaneus. The degenerative changes in the neck vertebrae may be the result of neck strain during carrying; otherwise there are virtually no degenerative changes to any of the joints and she remained mobile to the end of her days." /end ID]

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her