MONSTER COTTAGE

a messy collection of things, currently mostly TAZ || icon made by sangled's picrew

[emiko-matsui]

*me everytime i put on a pair of blue jeans* this one's for you barry

[myszpocztowa]

a wizard and his bone boy [ID: a watercolor-like digital portrait of Taako and Kravitz from TAZ Balance. The drawing is zoomed in on their faces. Taako is a light-skinned elf with wavy blonde hair falling loosely in his face. He is looking into Kravitz’s eyes with an adoring expression and a big smile on his face, and he’s resting his hands on Kravitz’s cheeks. Kravitz is a dark-skinned elf. His face is reflecting a soft pink light as he looks back at Taako with an enamored expression. End ID] 

[amberflwrs]

headcanon that, although he loves his daughter to death, Rainer’s dad does not like the skeleton-squirrel any more than Fitzroy does, and when they finally meet it’s the first thing they bond over

[goose-draws]

first pass at sir fitzroy’s design… i’m still pretty iffy on the clothes but the elaborate braided updo is an absolute must for me

[image description: a digital illustration of Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt from The Adventure Zone: Graduation. he is a half-elf with tan skin and dark brown hair done up fancily. he is wearing a red half-robe, a light brown vest, a white collared shirt, an olive green cravat, maroon pants, and glasses with no frames in them. he is standing with one hand on his hip and is looking to the right with a disgusted expression on his face. the illustration is on a white background and cuts off at the thigh. end id]

[barry-j-blupjeans]

the starblaster crew notices very early on that liches are… weird.

lup is the one who dies first in her lich form. probably just an accident. everyone’s like “D:< lup u died!!!” n she’s like “it’s okay i got better!!!”

anyway, lich lup is,,, odd. like odd. they can’t find her for like an hour n are like ???? but then taako opens the oven to check on the bread he was slow baking and lup’s just. she’s there. she’s in the oven. “it’s warm” lup says. “me and the fire are twins now. taako is canceled.” 

taako says D:

lup says :D fire

lich barry is the opposite tho? he loves the cold. he’s most content in the cold. taako says “there are liches invading my kitchen”. barry says “it’s my kitchen now”. taako swats him out of the fridge with a broom. he puts a sign up that says “no liches”

magnus finds lich lup in a bath full of burning hot water when he goes to shower. how did she get the tube full when she can’t touch anything?? he goes to the other bathroom and finds lich barry (bich) in the shower. the air is freezing. davenport is outside the door, head in his hands, waiting to shower. he’s too tired to realize that barry is a lich and he doesn’t need to shower, he’s just hogging the cold

barry can and will possess an ice cube. he says it’s nice. until it melts and then he’s just room temp water and that’s gross

[luftballons99]

LOVE WINS AGAIN

[luftballons99]

isn’t it funny how this episode was only 5 minutes long?

[turing-tested]

[sadclowncentral]

I finally caved and started listening to tma and this is the man yall are horny about? this british smartass of a librarian??? the one who is so dismissive of every single story that he would certainly die first in a horror movie???? what. I was promised a office romance and got the most fucked up stories read by a bored man with a organisation kink who hates all his coworkers

[sadclowncentral]

[schrodingersincest]

[thekingkez]

I saw this post and truly, Moron Loving Moron content.

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[fioblah]

gnomeo and juliet jonmartin au i dont have anything to add to this i just needed to say it

[gaynaturalistghost]

Bureau of Balance bracer for Taako, he is a fancy boy

[dogtheories]

your brothers. take them

[dogtheories]

heres the brothers in the aquabats but without any of the aquabats

[amberflwrs]

Let It Out (from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals) but with Jon fighting against The Eye’s control when he first learned about it

[shortviolet]

jurgen leitner living in the tunnels is so fucking funny bc that means he was there when jane prentiss and her brain worms attacked the institute. he probably saw jon, tim and martin running around in the tunnels chased by worms and was just like