sue me, im on island time

me and my BEST FRIENDS, volleyball tsukishima, lightning mcqueen, and BTS jimin are sharing a huge margarita with an upturned corona in the glass!! so back the fuck off! avah - lesbian - they/she don't tweet at me bts sideblog

[hinata-boke]

silly idea i had to draw

[yeonjune]

he’s just a little yeonfused

[estridd]

🌿

[kristina100000]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bunchashapes]

[radiovys]

[macklesufficient]

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

[macklesufficient]

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

[ofalltheginjoints]

like to charge reblog to cast 🙏🏼

[playwrongs]

You’re either having a Coke with me or having a Coke against me

[modogoblin]

[wolfythewitch]

sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[taetheists]

me, myself, and j-hope ‘all new hope’ - purple hair

[p0stmortem]

hey

[steakplissken]

Why was it executed

[dailykafka]

— February 19, 1922 | Franz Kafka diaries

[dailykafka]

[outsidetheeva]

[qv]

Me when i want to fucking watch blue but that stupid bitch wants to watch red

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[gotouda]

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

[gotouda]

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either