The Closet

Hello, I am a lesbian! Welcome to whatever THIS is! Wattpad: TourmalineRed NO TERFS, HOMOPHOBES, LESBOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, PEDOPHILES, ETC. ALLOWED. I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT IT. DONT TEST ME. "#abt me" for posts about my life as a lesbian. "#lesbian" for gay shit. Thx for coming!!!

[deyonside]

[gentlekirk]

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

[the-headless-vulcan]

ur right and u should say it

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

[simon-says-nothing]

a guide on men's bathrooms

lemme tell you, when you start passing and trying out this scary ass world you gotta prepare- so here’s a list of stuff to watch out for

• don’t look at the urinal with profound bewilderment (trust me, it’s an URGE) • when a man nods at you while takin a thicc piss, nod back. idk why, it’s secret cis code • man says ‘how’s it goin?’ don’t hesitate, put on your best Straight Male™ voice and say ‘it’s goin.’ • usually this will be garnered with a gruff laugh, don’t smile or they will smell your humanity!! wash your hands and go bud. • don’t act like you ain’t meant to be there, you’re prolly more of a man than any of those fuckers so stand tall and stand proud • if someone glances at you weird, rather than thinking ‘shit im not passing’ realize that it’s probably just that you were so handsome that you just gave a guy his awakening!! congrats!!! • don’t back down. you both reaching to get that piece of paper towel first? be fast. be bold. crush your enemies. • a group of swanky men come in laughing? avoid. • business men? avoid. • friendly men? approach with caution. • nervous boy™? congrats you’ve found your kin!!! bless!!! • above all, don’t be too scared. it is horrifying at first but i promise you you are looking super manly today!! strut into that bathroom!! those losers that say dumb shit?? break their faces with a mirror!! • you got this!! you are valid my lovely masc-identifying humans!!

[hex-appendix-deactivated2019061]

It’s rare for threads about religion to be wholesome

[azurenika]

This is amazing I love it

[earthbison]

My most recent Bulbasaur vs my first when I was 6 years old xD

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

various exhibits

[lunar-landscapes]

Reblogging to add my personal favorite college door from my hall

[catgirlbulge]

There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”

[richardsikenpdf-archive-deactiv]

a list of s*xy things:

- cellos

- sword fights

- hands

- setting things on fire

- “make me”

- brushing someones hair behind their ear

- hoziers discography

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[jeremiah-29-11-2019-deactivated]

💕💕💕

[boomindyboo]

blessed image

[mattholicguilt]

[twynksdisease]

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[yunacorhn]

yang: but weiss! he’s fire and ice! he’s our baby!

weiss: i don’t remember any of us conceiving a child, now put him back where you found him!

todoroki, so totally down to be adopted by lesbians: 

[jethroq]

[mimikyufriend-moved]

the “what if we kissed” meme is just a way for us to be touch starved on main without looking desperate

[mimikyufriend-moved]