[throwupgirl]

no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,

[roxyandelsewhere]

episodes of cw supernatural to dunk shane hollander in:

5x14 my bloody valentine

1x6 skin

6x05 live free or twi-hard

3x10 dream a little dream of me

6x01 exile on main st.

4x05 monster movie

4x8 wishful thinking

5x8 changing channels

[saviorified]

sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.

[cuppydogshane]

I get so Shane off that Tequilya

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

when the television show makes you feel bad on purpose

[castielchitaqua]

if shane hollander had been alive during the late jurassic, he would have evolved flight

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

[clytemnestraaa]

I think Shane would really love putting on a blunt as fuck bob wig and becoming Dark Shane where he gets to be evil before taking the wig off and letting himself be incredibly repressed again. Just as enrichment.

Scott is archie because every time he's on screen you're like oh I guess archie is here now. Crucially he is not just archie he is also the black hood.

Svetlana is Veronica and I think the parallel of Hiram owning everything and Sergei helping the Rozanovs stay afloat is very compelling. Sasha Nolastname is Kevin because he's the gay one and Cliff is Reggie but specially Charles Melton Reggie. Obviously.

Actually thinking more about it late show Kevin has a lot of Rose in him... regardless of it all Ilya is Cheryl and his mothers corpse is in his walls just like Jason is for her #yay. This is my heated riverdale

i have nothing to add you are so smart

[gaysie]

auditioning for the cherik themed met gala he’s attending in his mind

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[longseasons]

this June we're getting hot and letting no one hit

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[desinteresse]

I do think the women obsessed with smut on booktok are inventing brand new things to be horny about that nobody had ever considered before, and I can only congratulate them for that.

[desinteresse]

They filled the hole that deviantart perverts left behind

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[wh0-is-lily]

Polaroids taken of Dolly Parton in the 1970s