sam i am ⋆｡°✩

big fat dyke ✄✄

[glassesprentiss]

kirstenvangsness: Please enjoy my documentary short on @/pagetpagetgram doing her mascara & flexibility @/criminalminds

[lesbianisam]

immediately had to hop on tumblr to see if anyone else was freaking out about this

[lesbianisam]

rewarding myself for not doing my math homework by reading more fanfiction

[lesbianisam]

who wants to do my math homework

i'll pay you.

[witchdose]

FOULLLLLL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂they tryna ignore it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂y’all ain’t slick😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lesbianisam]

just ate a pulled pork sandwich and genuinely moaned after every bite

pulled pork lover till the day i die

[lesbianisam]

and yes i got it two nights in a row

[lesbianisam]

heh. umm… i did a thing.

[lesbianisam]

busting

[quakeismyhero]

JEMILY IN THE FINALE

[lesbianisam]

feelin like i need to watch s19.

[lesbianisam]

virus from pirating pitch perfect

[lesbianisam]

i don’t think i should be told to turn my music down if the music is good

i’m doing you a service brah

[lesbianisam]

after leaving shenandoah national park, i marvel at the sliver of land in the middle of the freeway

encompassed by appalachians,

slowly escaping the valley,

the billboards begin and i am

distracted by local injury lawyers

and outfitter companies.

i glance at the wooded mound of grass

to my left, surrounded by three lanes

on each side, and

am comforted by the memory

of endless deciduous canopies

and enchanting rolling hills.

after leaving the range,

i grasp at straws.

[winemilflover]

[nearlywitxh]

feeding fires, spinning tires, getting even

[lesbianisam]

[daddybils]

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

[lesbianisam]

thank fucking god i’m not lactose intolerant

[lesbianisam]

genuinely been on the jemily grind since i was like 12. now that's OTP if i've ever seen it

[dykeforhire]

Doodles of Jemily staring at each other in 19x8 because I love them…

[terancethecorvid]

Happy pride month <333

I watched all of criminal minds for the first time and promptly became obsessed

JJ AND EMILY ARE CANON TO ME it's real to me

I love gay people ty to all my queer friends and especially the ones who got me too watch criminal minds and the ones who listened to my screaming about it