alison cooper my outwardly unhinged queen
“is it playing an april fools prank on a bunch of dead people, maybe?” “it isn’t not that”
*plays the piano with a taxidermy dog from over 100 years ago*
*to pat of all people* “so how did you die :p”
*uses a ghost to cheat at poker*
“julian you were in politics, you must know a few dirty tricks”
*gets dead ww2 officer to spy on houseguest*
*tries to fake a haunting in an actual haunted house because all her ghosts made a ghost-union and went on strike*
“accept you’re a better poet than you are a teacher and that is really saying something-”
“it’s hardly fair to single out kitty, is it-“ “is there something you’d like to share 👁️ 👁️”
“i’m just taking robin for a walk”
*watches a bunch of ghosts perform a panto of cinderella*
*does a handmade repair job on a painting of a deceased relative that’s over 100 years old*
she used julian’s drink mixing tips at an actual party????
“my great aunt died” “oh I’m sorry” “no it’s alright i never met her”
“they found a stuka divebomber in the woods 👀” (no they did not)
yea nothing will go wrong if I give a ghost internet access- ah he’s spent all my money on mobile game upgrades
“I’m just talking to one of the ghosts that live here”
“-nobody will let slip any detail about the little lad- damn it.” “so it’s a boy then?” “what?” “damn it-“
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